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"I'm beginning to like the Olympics."

It's excellent, like a live version of Auntie's Sporting Bloomers. So far 'Great' Britain has managed to lose nearly every event, except for the badminton, and after 4 years of training, came second in the bombing competition. Then one of our most prized athletes jumped in a swimming pool and hit a camera (wtf!?), and proceeded to sob live on television, to millions of people, about how she's wasted 4 years of her life. *slow claps* you spend your life training for this one day, then crap your legs up. Better than that was the bike-riding-lady who rode into a wall. It's like there's been a huge mix-up and we sent our Special Olympics team in for the real thing.

The women's volleyball was pretty good though...

Paula dear? You're doing an interview right now!

I'm as much use as a chocolate fireguard, and can't finish anythi

That's true, so no reason to bombast you. It's the taking part, not the winning, that counts. Unless you can't get a medal.

I never really supported Paula in the first place.

The thing that ticked me off about her was the fact that she ended the marathon because she was exhausted and knew she couldn't get a medal, so she stopped and gave up. Many people will now bombard me with hate messages and look at me in disgust for brandishing our "golden girl" a quitter, but it's just what I think.

Two other British runners ran in that marathon you know, they finished as well. They finished the race, but didn't get much acknowledgment for it.

aw bless

Wow, what a surprise.

Paula fails to finish again.


She's gone from 'I can run 26 miles in record time' to 'I can't run 10,000 metres' in the space of a week. At this rate she'll struggle to get up the stairs to go to bed; instead breaking down half way up before sobbingly slurching down the banister to kip on the sofa.


Who let her back on the track anyway?

Memorandum! wrote:
> The Big Brother tranny.
> She was on TV constantly for weeks.

Bah. It has tarnished that nice name forever.

monkey_man wrote:

>
> One of our Olympic swimmers, who trained for four years, dived into a
> pool and hit a camera, scraping up her legs, and then going on to
> lose the race she was training for. Funniest thing was that she was
> crying live on TV right after the race, acknowledging that she had
> wasted her life.
>


Ha, that is truly excellent.


Looks like the Olympic Highlights reel will in fact be Auntie's Sporting Bloomers 37.


Edit: Muh, you already wrote that as well. I'll have to start reading the original posts..

The Big Brother tranny.
She was on TV constantly for weeks.

Who is Nadia?