Someone go and Champ Manager and tell me what his stats are like :)
Edit: So it's XaBi. Never mind.
He'd be perfect!
..Maybe we could sell Diouf to Neighbours.
"Going to the gym?"
"Nah, it's only an hour to Nieghbours."
And I've got a sneaky suspicion that it's written by a Liverpool fan. There's always some form of stealing going on.
Funnily enough, I DO always dissapear at that time, and I always flick over to Neighbours for a good ol' 5 minutes, but then I realise how I could get caught watching at any moment, and turn over to SkySports :) .