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"**RING RING**"

Just as some magazines prank call and then publish the call in there mags, I thought I would do the same to a G*ME (hehehe) shop in Wimbledon. This all happened, and I managed to just about not laugh, luckily I recorded the conversation on my PC with a U.S. Robotics message system.....

**Ring Ring.** **Ring Ring.**

'Hello G*ME, Wimbledon line, Paul speaking'

'Hello I am calling from Greenland'

'umm ok how can I help you'

'Yes well I wish to purchase a Gaystation2'

'um do you mean Playstation 2? A SONY product'

(then the US Robotics got some interferace and went a bit static)

'What was that?'

(I thought at this precise moment he would have discovered it to be a prank call and hang up but no...)

'I am on my mobile and my neighbours dog is chasing me from my own house'

'..so how can I help?'

'Well how would I pay for a Gaystation2 from here in Greenland'

'I don't believe there is anyway for you to pay Sir, the product you want is not available at the moment'

'Oh, so you have sold out of 'GAY'station2's?'

(quickly he says)
'umm. yes we have, all out, we got this deliverly earlier but they are selling like hot cakes'

'Damn I really wanted one of those beautiful 8''machines'

'I feel you are taking the mick Sir'

'ok, so you don't have one of those great machines. Do you have a lesbia....

**Paul hangs up**


If you are in the Wimbledon area, please pop in and smile at Paul...
Thanks for reading.
er-no

P.S True story, and oh what fun..

er-no wrote:
> I didn't use the stores real name so nothing I have posted is
> illegal, I didn't post the word 'gay' by itself or become offensive
> or even finish the last word, you just made the
> interpretation!!

:) excellent..


I'm not talking about the post being illegal - the PHONE CALL man.

That Paul from G*me happens to be GorillaNuts from the WWF forum.

I'll get him over for a chat eh, er-no.

He told me how much he enjoyed talking to you, especially the gay bit.

I didn't use the stores real name so nothing I have posted is illegal, I didn't post the word 'gay' by itself or become offensive or even finish the last word, you just made the interpretation!!

:) excellent..

Prison or Uni? Less lectures in Prison. Less freedom in Prison. Less stairs to injure ankles in prison. Hehe! Prison wins 2:1!
Where`s the phone?

lol! (:)

LOL

Better hope you don't get caught though.....

LOL

Better hope you don't get caught though.....

ssx

Have you tried some heavy breathing followed by "ssssssxxxxxxx". It's a really good way to meet new people (in prison).

Tony wrote:
> Oh woops.

Just a tad illegal!

How about pretending to be an emergency service?

Nice one er-no! Have you ever tried being an ambulance service. A group of us did it to a duty manager in a leisure center where I work during the holidays. We told her the ambulance had arrived and where did she want it.

She was so scared to put a foor wrong that she asumed she`d missed the ambulance calling, and that there really was an emergency! 4 of us nearly got fired!