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"**RING RING**"

Just as some magazines prank call and then publish the call in there mags, I thought I would do the same to a G*ME (hehehe) shop in Wimbledon. This all happened, and I managed to just about not laugh, luckily I recorded the conversation on my PC with a U.S. Robotics message system.....

**Ring Ring.** **Ring Ring.**

'Hello G*ME, Wimbledon line, Paul speaking'

'Hello I am calling from Greenland'

'umm ok how can I help you'

'Yes well I wish to purchase a Gaystation2'

'um do you mean Playstation 2? A SONY product'

(then the US Robotics got some interferace and went a bit static)

'What was that?'

(I thought at this precise moment he would have discovered it to be a prank call and hang up but no...)

'I am on my mobile and my neighbours dog is chasing me from my own house'

'..so how can I help?'

'Well how would I pay for a Gaystation2 from here in Greenland'

'I don't believe there is anyway for you to pay Sir, the product you want is not available at the moment'

'Oh, so you have sold out of 'GAY'station2's?'

(quickly he says)
'umm. yes we have, all out, we got this deliverly earlier but they are selling like hot cakes'

'Damn I really wanted one of those beautiful 8''machines'

'I feel you are taking the mick Sir'

'ok, so you don't have one of those great machines. Do you have a lesbia....

**Paul hangs up**


If you are in the Wimbledon area, please pop in and smile at Paul...
Thanks for reading.
er-no

P.S True story, and oh what fun..

Darkness_2K wrote:
> Even Illegal or racist ones?

Unless they get deleted they all enter GAD.

Doesn't mean they will win though.

even this one:

my name is Alliyah Baserbelongtous or is it?

Even Illegal or racist ones?

er-bay
er-something
er-reserve
er-nottodaythankyou
er-Paul
er-NO

:P

er-no

All posts enter GAD, you know that.

And the Laystation, for the more er....

I think he found the funny side when I mentioned the dog, but then he hung up after some blatent hidden laughter so it wasn't illegal and therefore is entered into the GAD competiton for today!

:P YEAH

For the more religious among us there is the Praystation!

er-know-it-all

Tony wrote:
>>You never er-know.

er-maybe?