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"**RING RING**"

Just as some magazines prank call and then publish the call in there mags, I thought I would do the same to a G*ME (hehehe) shop in Wimbledon. This all happened, and I managed to just about not laugh, luckily I recorded the conversation on my PC with a U.S. Robotics message system.....

**Ring Ring.** **Ring Ring.**

'Hello G*ME, Wimbledon line, Paul speaking'

'Hello I am calling from Greenland'

'umm ok how can I help you'

'Yes well I wish to purchase a Gaystation2'

'um do you mean Playstation 2? A SONY product'

(then the US Robotics got some interferace and went a bit static)

'What was that?'

(I thought at this precise moment he would have discovered it to be a prank call and hang up but no...)

'I am on my mobile and my neighbours dog is chasing me from my own house'

'..so how can I help?'

'Well how would I pay for a Gaystation2 from here in Greenland'

'I don't believe there is anyway for you to pay Sir, the product you want is not available at the moment'

'Oh, so you have sold out of 'GAY'station2's?'

(quickly he says)
'umm. yes we have, all out, we got this deliverly earlier but they are selling like hot cakes'

'Damn I really wanted one of those beautiful 8''machines'

'I feel you are taking the mick Sir'

'ok, so you don't have one of those great machines. Do you have a lesbia....

**Paul hangs up**


If you are in the Wimbledon area, please pop in and smile at Paul...
Thanks for reading.
er-no

P.S True story, and oh what fun..

Fony gaystation. balony greystation. Fega Dreampants

Greystation, gaystation, i can't think of may more

er-no wrote:
> The phone call is not illegal.. is it?

Off the top of my head it is illegal if it causes somebody anquish or if it is sexual or racial descrimination.

"Paul" could be gay and he might think you have rumbled him, or that you'll tell his Mum. You never er-know.

Lesbio is a kind of softdrink that is served in Japan as an appetiser, I just looked it up on Sherlock!

Can't you take this to the Jeremy Beadle forum (whereever that is?)

The phone call is not illegal.. is it?

opps so I shouldn't have done that one to SR?

:P joke

We don't want them
We don't want you encouraging others.
You'll get in trouble er-no. It's an offence.

I don't know any.... lesbio.. may be different

Darkness_2K wrote:
>>And what is this US Robotics
> thing you speak of?

its kind of this black box that my dad has on his home PC, it receives/sends Faxes, emails, records phone calls and plays them back with the added bonus of hearing both speaker and listener..

(I am going to put copyright on these prankcalls for the FOG as mine! nobody copy this idea...)

:P

er-no wrote:
> I didn't post the word 'gay' by itself or become offensive or even finish the last word, you just made the interpretation!!


Yeah - lots of words start with "Lesbia".