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"**RING RING**"

Just as some magazines prank call and then publish the call in there mags, I thought I would do the same to a G*ME (hehehe) shop in Wimbledon. This all happened, and I managed to just about not laugh, luckily I recorded the conversation on my PC with a U.S. Robotics message system.....

**Ring Ring.** **Ring Ring.**

'Hello G*ME, Wimbledon line, Paul speaking'

'Hello I am calling from Greenland'

'umm ok how can I help you'

'Yes well I wish to purchase a Gaystation2'

'um do you mean Playstation 2? A SONY product'

(then the US Robotics got some interferace and went a bit static)

'What was that?'

(I thought at this precise moment he would have discovered it to be a prank call and hang up but no...)

'I am on my mobile and my neighbours dog is chasing me from my own house'

'..so how can I help?'

'Well how would I pay for a Gaystation2 from here in Greenland'

'I don't believe there is anyway for you to pay Sir, the product you want is not available at the moment'

'Oh, so you have sold out of 'GAY'station2's?'

(quickly he says)
'umm. yes we have, all out, we got this deliverly earlier but they are selling like hot cakes'

'Damn I really wanted one of those beautiful 8''machines'

'I feel you are taking the mick Sir'

'ok, so you don't have one of those great machines. Do you have a lesbia....

**Paul hangs up**


If you are in the Wimbledon area, please pop in and smile at Paul...
Thanks for reading.
er-no

P.S True story, and oh what fun..

Good joke and reminds me of the Ring Sir's from didgitiser.

Please, everyone read Page 481 (channel 4s teletext) because its pretty darn funny.

POP

I have another RING RING topic typed up so whenever some one needs cherring up just ask.

:)

he he ;)

er no, where did u get the US Robotics system from? and how does it work?

Digitiser is crap! 'Come to Ukreviews.com for all your review needs!' oh.... dear..

Darkness

TheMorrigan wrote:
> I think Paul Rose of Digitiser on teletext has a lot to answer for.
> he he.

digitiser is pretty borin sometimes, especialy when they review army men games!

why?

I think Paul Rose of Digitiser on teletext has a lot to answer for. he he.

or these two:

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost

(I am not saying anything these are two names, you people can make your own interpretations)

:P