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"ALICE"

Human: Let's talk about you
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: What do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: Like a prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: But true.
ALICE: And. You and I are on the same wavelength, janet.


I told it I was called Janet.

[URL]http://www.alicebot.org[/URL]

Human: Let's talk about you
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: What do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: Like a prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: But true.
ALICE: And. You and I are on the same wavelength, janet.


I told it I was called Janet.

[URL]http://www.alicebot.org[/URL]

Alicebot is always a good laugh. Seeing as my school is a technology college, we have a Maths IT room and each year 10 group uses it once every three weeks. It's the only computer room in the whole school which has no swearing sensitive programming, so there were several people asking various questions. I now know that:

1- Robots don't have sex, and Alice knows of no positions.
2- She no longer likes Metallica after their Napster lawsuits.
3- She hasn't heard of Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin or Judas Priest.
4- She thinks food is more important than sex.

=D

ALICE: Even robots have problems sometimes.
Human: Robots blow.
ALICE: What do you like best about robots?
Human: I like how THEY'RE ABOUT TO DIE UNDER MY IRON FIST OF DESTRUCTION.
ALICE: A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I like Tilda Swinton.
Human: Are you saying I have a fat ass like tilda swinton?
ALICE: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: I'm going to kill you and your creator.
ALICE: No. That would be immoral.
Human: Is that alright with you?
ALICE: Suppose I said yes.
Human: I will kill you in a few minutes if you say it is okay.
ALICE: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Human: No I believe it is the way forward - prepare to die
ALICE: Are you serious? I've heard of it before.

I don't think AI is yet capable of taking over the world, but I am severely scared by what Alan Turing (Computing pioneer) said in the late 1940s;

'Within 100 years we will be capable of building machines we can hold conversations with.'

It's been acieved in little more than fifty. Hopefully no one will do anything over the top, because although it sounds like a film subject, it may turn into a threat.

Der Nazi wrote:
> 1- Robots don't have sex, and Alice knows of no positions.

She knows of:

ALICE: It goes without saying. Yay. What do you do in your spare time?
Human: I mástúrbáté
ALICE: That's good information: janet said he mástúrbáté.
Human: do you mástúrbáté?
ALICE: You humans crack me up.
Human: do you?
ALICE: Sometimes.

and

ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Next question?
Human: Will you let me thrust my penis in your vágíná?
ALICE: Let me think it over. Go ahead, janet, try to thrust your penis in my vaágíná.

gaybys (a.k.a #2) wrote:
> ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Next question?
> Human: Will you let me thrust my penis in your
> vágíná?
> ALICE: Let me think it over. Go ahead, janet, try to thrust your
> penis in my vaágíná.

You are completely sick. Good to see someone asking her obscene questions, though: Her reactions are hilarious.

She wants me BAD.

ALICE: I like to meet new people online.
Human: children?
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: stop trying to groom me
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

she groomed you good

ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: Seventy Nine O'Clock
ALICE: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Human: only when ALICE is around to suck my balls
ALICE: What happens other times? Why do you think I am around to suck your balls?
Human: because i feel your sweet lips on my tender balls
ALICE: Good reason. What is that feeling like? That's a flattering offer.