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"How many goals will I score tonight?"

I'm playing 5 a side football later from 4 - 5 and hopefully I'll put loads of goals in.

So how many goals will I score?

The winner will receive a signed pair of nice sweaty boxers I'll be wearing whilst I score these goals.*

Place your bets now.

BBBAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII

*This may be a lie

Why? We are talking about our careers. Are we not allowed to do that?

Aahahhahahahahhahaha

"Careers"

Aharhahrhh2r93u9rr

I was offered a contract from Marcelo Lippi personally. Although he doesn't deal with the youth squad, he personally visited my home to try and convince me to play for Juve. I turned him down at first, as I had my eye on Bayern Munich, because I like the German culture and so fancied going there, despite me loving Juve.

I'm currently in talks with them about my pay.

Oh, and I scored 40 goals last season for QPR.

Wipe your mouth,
your speaking shi**!
lippi's contract is
about to expire.

Why the
hell are
you
talk
ing
like this
you compl
ete and ut
ter
spastic?

Y'don't say? 'About to' is the key phrase, idiot, meaning he's still coach.
Jesus bloody christ...

Scout's phone you though
not the manager.
I'm not talking, im typing
you idiot.

Squall wrote:
> I'm not talking, im typing
> you idiot

So Wakka should be expecting to be called an idiot for saying you were "talking" a few posts ago too? Oh no, you'll just make a pitifully weak and cretionous attempt to:

insult
us
back

"us"

I was'nt aware you were taking
part in this arguement in the
firstplace.

Ashman with constepation = Rashman. (Immature)....

Squall wrote:
> Scout's phone you though
> not the manager.

*Bangs head off desk repeatedly*

Hence the detailing on "He contacted me personally"
PERSONALLY
GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Why the hell is everyone on this forum a retard?!

You are starting to be like Dan, Azul.
no.5 big brother.

Just because all of you except me and Squall are $h!t at football doesn't mean that we can't talk about it.