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"How many goals will I score tonight?"

I'm playing 5 a side football later from 4 - 5 and hopefully I'll put loads of goals in.

So how many goals will I score?

The winner will receive a signed pair of nice sweaty boxers I'll be wearing whilst I score these goals.*

Place your bets now.

BBBAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII

*This may be a lie

Microchips wrote:
> "I play professional football for my local town. I dunked four
> baskets yesterday.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh Chippy where did you go?

Wakka wrote:
> Shut up. I haven't been lying.

You're right, apart from telling us you'd supposedly scored 30 odd more goals for Celtic, were a year older, played for Celtic U14's, were the Celtic captain, you'd broken your ankle and wrist and that you were not a spammer, you haven't lied at all.

Wakka wrote:
> Shut up. I haven't been lying.

For the first time in god knows how long i am speechless.

You literally just lied about not lying...

Wakka wrote:

> Shut up. I haven't been lying.

>I lied about one year of my age.


*laughs*

You're such a retard.

Quinty wrote:

> So first you lie about your age and then this?

I lied about one year of my age.

> You're a laughing stock dood.

Shut up.

Azul wrote:
> I don't even know what a football looks like.

Shut up. I haven't been lying.

Wakka wrote:

> Now, for the love of God, will you guys get off my back?!

So first you lie about your age and then this?

You're a laughing stock dood.

"I play professional football for my local town. I dunked four baskets yesterday.

They even said I can be the Umpire, I'm that good!

ie, I've been lying all the time. I don't even know what a football looks like.