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"How many goals will I score tonight?"

I'm playing 5 a side football later from 4 - 5 and hopefully I'll put loads of goals in.

So how many goals will I score?

The winner will receive a signed pair of nice sweaty boxers I'll be wearing whilst I score these goals.*

Place your bets now.

BBBAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII

*This may be a lie

What's wrong with that?

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You see, this is what I don't get:

Wakka's twelve, but he captains the Celtic U14's?

Shocking Wakka.
i honestly never lied

everyone gets to stroke the monkey, azul ...

Him?
Score in that sense?

Lord knows why indeed...

Ooh, hit 'em where it hurts

"How many goals will I score tonight?"
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Uh, I read that as "How many times will I score tonight". Lord knows why.
0:)

You know who the real winners are here?

Rangers.

They don't have retards playing for them.

Haha, I've seen retards Wakka but you just take the p!ss.

Wakka wrote:
> I scored a hat-trick against Dunfermilne last week which takes my
> goals to games tally up to 40/31.

Wakka wrote:
> Here's the truth then - I do play for Celtic Under-14's but I am not
> a prolific goalscorer like I said. I have scored 14 goals in 15 games
> and play right midfield.

Wakka wrote:
> Shut up. I haven't been lying.

Well, erm, what do you class as lying?

'places'.

That's generalisation in practice, people!