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"How many goals will I score tonight?"

I'm playing 5 a side football later from 4 - 5 and hopefully I'll put loads of goals in.

So how many goals will I score?

The winner will receive a signed pair of nice sweaty boxers I'll be wearing whilst I score these goals.*

Place your bets now.

BBBAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII

*This may be a lie

Fígó wrote:
> Less running about? I'd say you have to run more in 5-a-side.

I take it you don't play in an 11-a-side league then? :-)

Well since you won't post.
I'm currently playing for
Southampton. I moved from Rangers
to play from them.
Currently i've had a Chelsea scout
asking me to join.

Squall = Antti Niemi

I scored 6 :P

Squall wrote:
> Well since you won't post.
> I'm currently playing for
> Southampton. I moved from Rangers
> to play from them.
> Currently i've had a Chelsea scout
> asking me to join.

Oooh, so you took my advice and went to Southampton? Good idea. I still play for Glasgow Celtic Pro Youth Under 14's and have had one offer from Aberdeen Pro Youth Under 14's last week. I said no as I:
1. Am the youngest player in my team and I still get a game every week.
2. Only twelve but I am the captain of Celtic Under 14's.
3. Don't like Aberdeen.

I scored a hat-trick against Dunfermilne last week which takes my goals to games tally up to 40/31. ;-) What about you?

I am captain of Southampton.
I am a left winger.
You told me to stay at Rangers.
I've scored 14/25 games.
Today at 5, got offered a contract
at Chelsea.

Cool. I guess I was wrong. Go to Chelsea. Now.

Wakka wrote:
> Cool. I guess I was wrong. Go to Chelsea. Now.

Tough choice though.
Thinking about the recent
signings of Chelsea and if
i muck up there would be
no second chances.

I was close.

You two make me weep. Honestly.