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So how many goals will I score?
The winner will receive a signed pair of nice sweaty boxers I'll be wearing whilst I score these goals.*
Place your bets now.
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*This may be a lie
Wakka probably went to a Celtic game once. Probably...
> Wakka's Celtic record:
>
> I was awful in my first game and they said no.
>
> Later on in the season they called me up and said yes. 2 months
> after
> joining for Celtic I broke my wrist so they said I couldn't play for
> a
> few weeks.
>
> Then in my return game, a Dunfermline player (Andy Booth, I think
> his
> name was) hacked me and I broke my ankle.
Yes, and through all that being either crap or injured, he still managed to score 15 in 14 whilst playing on the wing. M-yessss.
Chippy, don't get poor Wakka all confused between a country and a fish with a large willy.
The hilarity.
"Celtic? Yes, I've played for them for around 8 months now."
"8 Months? That's hardly any time at all..."
"It's long enough to know that we're the best club in Wales!"
I know this because I read about it in the paper. He was the first four year old to successfully captain Real Madrid's first team to premiership glory.
Check their website if you don't believe me!!1!!11!
Honest.
I expect to find out in 3 weeks that he's 9.
Dedicated to eating lunch through their noses and saving the world from intelligent conversation.