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"Comfort me"

I just got perhaps the most upsetting E-Mail I've ever read:

"shaun,

i'm sending u this as i thought u shold now as soon as possible so u don't waste any more time on E and can move on to a new obssesion. E is now dating J. i'm sorry shaun i know u really like her but she sees u more as a friend. i thought u should know so u don't get hurt later. sorry.

amber

P.s don't be too upset shaun i predict u'll find someone who care about u as much as u care about them"

She's bloody going out with one of my best friends. I'm really damn upset, been crying for the last hour. I need comfort.

HAHAHAHAHA


"Waa waa I don't have the balls to ask her out now my mate who does have man balls has got her."

Christ kid, if you're just gonna sit around wannking over the thought of "What if I ask her out" then no wonder you're not the one who's nailing her as you read this.

Paradox: wrote:
> Mav wrote:
> Your friend should really call people by their full names...
>
> Half way through reading that e-mail I thought you had an ecstasy
> addiction.
>
> me too, heh.

So did I at first.

Mav wrote:
> Your friend should really call people by their full names...
>
> Half way through reading that e-mail I thought you had an ecstasy
> addiction.

me too, heh.

You freaking ponce. It's no wonder she's going out with your mate, I don't think girls are attracted to guys who sit around crying all day.

Grow some balls.

Your friend should really call people by their full names...

Half way through reading that e-mail I thought you had an ecstasy addiction.

Don't feel bad, you could never have hoped to get it on with one of the MIB.

They stick to their own. Like farmers.

You could read that?

This "J" fella sounds like an @rse. I hate it when mates do that to you. Time is the best healer. I was going to tell you to punch him in the face as hard as you can but it wont work. Well only for a few minutes. The best thing to do it to put on a front and pretend your not bothered. There's nothing worse than being all monany and desperately wanting someone back.

GO NASH

Shaun you wuss. Crying for the last hour? Are you serious?
Get over it. You're only like what, 15 or something? This kind of thing happens all the time.