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"Comfort me"

I just got perhaps the most upsetting E-Mail I've ever read:

"shaun,

i'm sending u this as i thought u shold now as soon as possible so u don't waste any more time on E and can move on to a new obssesion. E is now dating J. i'm sorry shaun i know u really like her but she sees u more as a friend. i thought u should know so u don't get hurt later. sorry.

amber

P.s don't be too upset shaun i predict u'll find someone who care about u as much as u care about them"

She's bloody going out with one of my best friends. I'm really damn upset, been crying for the last hour. I need comfort.

Suppose.

BONE HER, RIGHT INTO 2005 BOYO.

Azul wrote:
> Which I weepled at.

That'll stain, y'know.

Even if not, a rebound-lay is always the perfect excuse.

The question here is, is this Amber lass worthy of you sticking your wet in her?

RoJ wrote:
> There there Shaun.
> *pats soldier*
> There there.

Be careful or it'll shoot all over.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> A rough

Which could link with;


"I thought you should know so you don't get hurt later Unless you're into all that"

Which I weepled at.

A rough actual-wording translation of the text, from the 'bone Amber' ideal:

"My dearest Shaun,

I'm sending you this as I thought you should know as soon as possible so you don't waste any more time on E and can move on to a new obssesion (me). E is now dating J. I'm sorry Shaun I know you really like her but she sees you more as a friend - I, however, see you on top of me, every night. I thought you should know so you don't get hurt later Unless you're into all that

Amber

P.S don't be too upset Shaun I predict you'll find someone who care about you as much as you care about them i.e. me

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:

> 2) Nail Amber, she wants you.
*******
That is a good point, she wouldn't have told him otherwise. She may type like a mong but he doesn't have any balls...IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!

Some of the replies...

*Claps*

1) Get over it.
2) Nail Amber, she wants you.