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"Comfort me"

I just got perhaps the most upsetting E-Mail I've ever read:

"shaun,

i'm sending u this as i thought u shold now as soon as possible so u don't waste any more time on E and can move on to a new obssesion. E is now dating J. i'm sorry shaun i know u really like her but she sees u more as a friend. i thought u should know so u don't get hurt later. sorry.

amber

P.s don't be too upset shaun i predict u'll find someone who care about u as much as u care about them"

She's bloody going out with one of my best friends. I'm really damn upset, been crying for the last hour. I need comfort.

VenomByte wrote:
> Indeed they do like sensetive guys. They just don't fancy them...

*cries*

Indeed they do like sensetive guys. They just don't fancy them...

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Hey! Where'd my thunder go.
> Feef.
>
> But remember: we don't know that E isn't Edward.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. LOL. That made me laugh.

Anyway. I thought girls like sensitive guys, they are always moaning that we arn't sensitive enough. Must have been wrong.

A remix of FFF's - "Letter from Amber"

"My dearest Shaun
I'm so glad you were born
I used to like J but he's with E
And Shaun, nobody is easier than me
You're my pity date, the second best
Want to get naked and oil up my chest?
I know you liked E, but I'm second place
Lay down, Shaun, and let me sit on your face"

I'm sending you this Brb, need a p*ss
as I thought you should know That I'm your ho as soon as possible
so you don't waste any more time on E and can move on to a new
obssesion and start banging me
E is now dating J. but did you hear that J is gay?, he joined the KKK about bought an AK Yesterday? Ok

I'm sorry Shaun I know you really like her but I like you too
but she sees you more as a friend But I'm willing to screw
I thought you should know I really wanna be your ho So
you don't get hurt later As for E, I really hate her, how could you ever wanna date 'er ?


Love and kisses Amber, y'all


P.S don't be too upset Shaun Yawn
I predict you'll find someone who care
Someone who'll shave all of their body hair
about you as much as you care about them
Hey, maybe we can both get pumped by men?

i.e. me
Amber, da rocki' MC

P-P-P-Peace out, y'all.

Controversy is relative.

Controversial

Hey! Where'd my thunder go.
Feef.

But remember: we don't know that E isn't Edward.

Hahahahahahaha.

Mystique = +11

If you get that attached to a girl before even asking her out, you are a wuss. Girls aren't atttracted to wusses. They see them more as friends.

I would predict that this girl you're keen on will never, ever sleep with you. This is something you will have to get over. I suggest you go knock one out or take a long cold shower, then think about who else you should try your luck with. And how you're not going to act like a doormat.

Perhaps this Amber bird is interested. Go spend some time with her and let her take advantage of your emotional instability.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
Stuff which looked fun...
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"Shooby poos

I cant contayne this now more and i fort yoo shud now and end your obession and fall for me instead. Edna is now dating John. i'm sorry shaun i know u really like her but she doesnt fink yoo ave any balls, butt i fink you ave luvly balls and id like to put dem in my moCensoredth. i fort yoo should now this so we can start avin lots of five minute sex behind the byke shed at skool.

i love u

amber

P.s im pikturing you nakid rite now