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Please go see it. Don't make me beg.
*re-arranges pictures of himself on his wall*
Fight, fight, fight!
I've not seen it, but intend to, and for what it's worth, it's directed by Michel Gondry, who directed some great music videos, such as the White Stripes lego one and The Chemical Brothers' Star Guitar.
Jim: Oooh, look we're in my mind! Oooh!
Kate: Hi, I'm really kooky.
Jim: We're in my memories! Of us! But I paid some dude to erase them!
Kate: I have orange hair.
Jim: We're at a railway station but all the people are disappearing one by one. That is like so symbolic of what is happening to my memories!
Kate: I used to have green hair.
Jim: Now we're in bed together. It's totally romantic.
Kate: See, didn't we used to have good times?
Jim: Yes, we did. I'm beginning to regret having my memories erased now. Let's hide in another part of my brain! This is a nice house. It's disappearing! This is a nice bookshop. It's disappearing! This is the same scene played over and over, again and again. It's recurring!
Kate: Now I have blue hair.
Jim: It's beautiful: let's fall unconventionally in love all over again.
Blah blah blah. Cue film disappearing up its own bum and collapsing under the weight of its kerrazy characters. Utter guff. And only for girls, really pathetic girls. While watching the film I wished that I was dead; that I could get the memory treatment and forget I ever watched this crap; that I was outside; that the ceiling had a pretty picture on it; and that I could take a baseball bat to the film's director, writers, cast, producers and - most importantly - its reviewers, each and every one of whom assured me that this would be a cinematic masterpiece.