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"A little joke for you all!"

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us
through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little
rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little fag has me running around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

Azul wrote:
> Squall wrote:
> a joke:
>
> a scottishman,
>
> That's where I stopped reading. Are people really too retarded to
> understand that it's 'scotsman'?

That's a newspaper innit?

Icaruss wrote:
> Presidenté Nash wrote:
> It's like reading the writing equivalent of my own death, only twice
> as painful.
>
> You mean hard for you, but enjoyable for the rest of us to read?

lol

"That's not a joke, that's just cruel.

"You're the joke! Ya hear me you f***ing piece of crap!!! YOU'RE THE JOKE!!!!"

Or not."

On the right people it works. If someone who is an absolute git in life naturally and he's having an arguement over the most stupid of things (like you packing your bags the day before you leave).

Than it works (provided half of your mates hates the other guy). Its cruel humour. Its makes the other guy look stupid. sometimes.

oh and if you noticed i did put scotsman in the joke but later on i just could,nt be bothered retyping my mistake.

cluck you i live in dundee...


*rolls sleeves up*

*gets ready to glasgow kiss him a.k.a headbutt*

Squall wrote:
> a joke:
>
> a scottishman,

That's where I stopped reading. Are people really too retarded to understand that it's 'scotsman'?

a joke:

a scottishman,
an englishman,
an irishman were lost in the jungle
when they come across this tribe who
captured them. They threaten to kill
them if they don't do what they ask.
they call the scottishman and tell
him to go and get ten pieces of fruit
and return. He returns to the tribe
with ten apples and they say to him,
"stick them up your @^%$& without making
a sound and your life will be spared".
he gets to three and starts to cry so
they kill him.
the englishman goes out in search of fruit
and comes back with ten berries. They
tell him to stick the berries up his @^%$&
without making a sound and his life will be
spared. He gets to nine and then bursts out
laughing, they kill him.
the scotsman and the englishman meet in heaven
the scotsman says"why did you laugh, one more
and you would have been free?".
the englishman replies
"the irishman came back with pineapples"

That's where the restraining order comes into play.

spoonbeast wrote:
> "Want a hear a joke?"
>
> (friend would say yes)
>
> than tell them "you're the joke"

That's not a joke, that's just cruel.

"You're the joke! Ya hear me you f***ing piece of crap!!! YOU'RE THE JOKE!!!!"

Or not.

NURSE!! FETCH ME MY TONGUES!