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"Police Caution"

What a fun night. Went to the cinema to see 50 First Dates with my girlfriend then we went to the pub to meet some mates afterwards. My bony little friend went to the bar to try and get served, asked for ID, whips out his fake ID, "Sorry we don't accept those!" he looked absolutely mortified! Wierdly enough they had last orders at half ten and threw us out at half eleven. So we roamed the streets to get a greasy burger and sat on a bench.

I really, REALLY needed a leak so I decided to slosh all over the side of a ford estate car. "Sh*t Kyle" one of my mates shouts. I thought the owner/s of the car were coming back so zipped up and began to walk hastily away from the car. It wasn't the owners of the cars. Oh no. I was a police van. "Now thats not a good idea, son" one of the police men said shakily, he was probably intimidated by the size of my wang. "Move along please sir". I did.

Apparently public urination is a crime - and I woke up this morning to find a ticket in my wallet thats says "Inspection No. 18"... whether thats something to do with the police stopping me I don't know. I don't have a hangover though - hurrah.

I have to go and lay a carpet down in my room now. Bye bye kiddies.

:D

:^D

Hohoho.

Only when I'm off duty

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do you cruise the streets looking for drunks with their wangs out, E_B?

You got off lightly.
The best way to deal with some drunk pi$$ing in public is to drive up, stop next to them and flip the siren on. Now watch as the drunked panics and puts his wang away in a hurry. He then remembers why he had his wang out, but it's too late and he has now wet himself. Police then drive off.

Isn't it a bit obvious, public urination is a crime?

Paradox: wrote:
> Wierdly enough they had last orders at half ten
*****

Good Friday, mate.

Never mind.

Clazon wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> I was a police van.
>
> :)

I was going to quote that.