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"Police Caution"

What a fun night. Went to the cinema to see 50 First Dates with my girlfriend then we went to the pub to meet some mates afterwards. My bony little friend went to the bar to try and get served, asked for ID, whips out his fake ID, "Sorry we don't accept those!" he looked absolutely mortified! Wierdly enough they had last orders at half ten and threw us out at half eleven. So we roamed the streets to get a greasy burger and sat on a bench.

I really, REALLY needed a leak so I decided to slosh all over the side of a ford estate car. "Sh*t Kyle" one of my mates shouts. I thought the owner/s of the car were coming back so zipped up and began to walk hastily away from the car. It wasn't the owners of the cars. Oh no. I was a police van. "Now thats not a good idea, son" one of the police men said shakily, he was probably intimidated by the size of my wang. "Move along please sir". I did.

Apparently public urination is a crime - and I woke up this morning to find a ticket in my wallet thats says "Inspection No. 18"... whether thats something to do with the police stopping me I don't know. I don't have a hangover though - hurrah.

I have to go and lay a carpet down in my room now. Bye bye kiddies.

Will the pubs be shutting early again tonight do you reckon, with it being Easter period and all that?

Reminds me of the time when we went down to the police station in Wallsend to "confess" to the taking of the bowling pins. Since my mates were admitting to what they'd done, I didn't even have to show up, but I did anyway and soon left to wait in The Wal's car while they gave their statements.

I'd already waited an hour or so (with nothing to do, by the way, not even a radio to listen to) and I desperately needed a slash, so I went to find a toilet. I don't know my way around Wallsend so I had no luck, and it was getting late. So I decided to go against a wall. But first I had to find a wall.

Being around the corner from the station meant there were constantly police cars and vans going back and forth, and the only garages I could find had about four roads leading in from each direction, so I had to run around dodging police vans trying to find a secluded spot. I'd barely finished when I whipped it back in and ran back to the car.

nop urination means x was giving it to him. didn't you read, if anyone was coming he has to pretend to pisss and x hides in the trees, or probably under the car here. truth is she probably went for a "roasting" in the back of the police van.........

Just wait until Cubist comes in

'Shut up, Kyle, you only urinated because you couldn't have X'

so when does X come into this? :)

*****stir, stir*****

*must join in*

You rock dude, I bet your wang is massive

English_Bloke wrote:
> Only when I'm off duty

genius.

WOW!

I'm like, so impressed.

I'll have an ounce of hormones please.

How much?

Oh and you REBEL you.

pisssing on someones car is out of order! in public, everyone knows walls are the only acceptable human built targets. With the exception of bins which make amusing public urinals.