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"i just had a near death experience"

.... there was the bright flash, then darkness.
god himself greeted me at the pearly gates and has returned me to this world with a message:

he says he's had a good long think and he's changed his point of view on a lot of things. basically, being gay is ok, gambling is fun and beer is clever. he'll be sending J to the C (he's been modernised too) down in a couple of weeks to fill us all in.

Bummer eh Forest Fan? looks like you've been spouting out-of-date "wisdom".. DOH!

he also said that the bible was written during one of those "write 1 line and pass the paper to the next person" games, that's why it tails off towards the end, everyone wanted to play twister instead.


oh, and incase you were wondering, the bright light and then darkness was completely true.
turns out the bulb went.

They all had different styles. Moses wrote a historical account in Genesis and the apostles, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John wrote about Jesus at the time and books like Daniel, Hosea and Revelation prophesise the End Times.

they all had VERY similar writing styles then.
it's odd to find THAT many authors who can succesfully marry tedium and fiction so successfully.

did they all have creative meetings and discuss who was writing what parts?
one of them may have been a "special effects" writer who added the water walking, etc...

honestly, there are SO many flaws with that explaination that it's barely even worth pointing THOSE ones out...

Well the Holy Spirit directed it through 40 different authors.

Ineedsleep wrote:
> No I thought it was funny although, to be honest, funnier than I would
> normally have found it.

hey, i'll take anything i can get :)
>
> Plus it is one of the best explanations about the bible I've ever
> come across :D

it's an interseting question though, "who wrote the bible?"

Good, retire.

Okay, I'm going to retire to some where Forest Fan only looks occasionally. Forest Fan you can reply to this if you want, but I wont reply to any comment from you from now on as you aren't even going to try and see another point of view. See you around and I will always remember you as a drunk man who ate to much and then could never see another point of view again.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Mr Neutral wrote:
> You have to ask yourself.
>
> You have to ask you, why those two statements couldn't have been
> written in one post. You have to ask yourself.

HAHAHAHAHAHA look at you, you post every thing like this:

One Minute:

Hello

Two Minutes:

My

Three Minutes:

Name

You should be banned, but the only reason why you are not is because the staffies don't want to have to put up with emails from you every day containing loads of quotes.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Mr Neutral wrote:
> You have to ask yourself.
>
> You have to ask you, why those two statements couldn't have been
> written in one post. You have to ask yourself.

Oh the irony. I thought it was you using an old account.

Yeah what ever, so why does no one like you.

Mr Neutral wrote:
> You have to ask yourself.

You have to ask you, why those two statements couldn't have been written in one post. You have to ask yourself.