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"Dumbest thing to say in a job interview EVER"

So I'm in the recruitment office this morning, a little worse for wear but I can focus and I'm filling in all the numerous forms before I get to sit down and have a little chat with my person. Forms filled in, documents signed, yadda yadda yadda, and I'm sat down, admittedly a little nervous because I've never had to look for temp work before.

Anyway, the interview went really well, got quite chatty to the primly attractive girl and spoke about Uni and stuff. When the end of the interview came, I though 'ah, that wasn't that bad' and stood up her shook her hand, in newly-found RelaxTM mode. Then she says 'what are you doing for the rest of the day?', to which I reply...

"Actually I'm a bit hungover so I'll probably just go back to bed."

Round of applause for the assclown. She did a little nervous laugh and looked at me, so I said "Prrrobably shouldn't have said that, should I?"

I might as well have said "Well actually I've got a couple of dead prostitutes in the back of my car and I've got to dispose of them sometime today." In fact, that probably would have got me more work as it shows I'm resourceful.

What a tool.

Could have been worse though, Snuggly...

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Interviewer - "So where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"

*Snuggly looks at a picture of the interviewer showing him with his wife and son, and thanks to himself don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife*

Snuggly - "Doing your... son?"

Interviewer - "!"

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Yes, nicked from Family Guy, hence its' hilariousness.

Snugs, you simply should of ended it with
"Yeh, well, its better then the guys before me, who i had seen the other night gang raping 2 little kids..."

She may not give you the job, but at least you know the place is still open.

Heh. I have a job interview on Tuesday.

*Makes notes*

Don't mention hangover or fire engines...

Pie chart when you spit at them.. that might just work :^)

Ho ho ho.

Poor Snuggly.

Niice way of blowing your chance to get laid too.
*Thumbs up*
Aaaaaaayyyyyy

Hur Hur Hur...

LOL LOL OMG YOU ARE SO WILD SNUGGLY!!!!

*ahem*

It's not that bad at all

"Priorities people" *clasps clipboard*

A friend of mine went o a job interview once. She looked reaaly smart and answered all the questions they threw at her in a professional manner. When they told her to ask them some questions, she let one off before falling off her chair (banging her chin in the process) and letting her thong ride up her back.

She got the job.

Zzzzz.....

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> I'm filling in all the numerous forms before I
> get to sit down and have a little chat with my person.

Hafhahfhagahf

Anyway, I beat your story to the ground.
Job interview last week for the Civil Service or some crap. Anyway, part of the conversation was as follows.

"So I hear you've just left school?" – Interviewer guy.
"That's right." – Me
"Did you like school?"
"Not really"
"Really, what didn't you like about school?"
"The subjects."
"Which subject did you dislike the most?"
"Dunno....probably English."
"Really? What didn't you like about English?"
"I dunno, just stupid really, just really hated doing English."

*1 minute later*

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"
"Dunno.. Journalist maybe."

*bleeds*