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So I'm in the recruitment office this morning, a little worse for wear but I can focus and I'm filling in all the numerous forms before I get to sit down and have a little chat with my person. Forms filled in, documents signed, yadda yadda yadda, and I'm sat down, admittedly a little nervous because I've never had to look for temp work before.
Anyway, the interview went really well, got quite chatty to the primly attractive girl and spoke about Uni and stuff. When the end of the interview came, I though 'ah, that wasn't that bad' and stood up her shook her hand, in newly-found RelaxTM mode. Then she says 'what are you doing for the rest of the day?', to which I reply...
"Actually I'm a bit hungover so I'll probably just go back to bed."
Round of applause for the assclown. She did a little nervous laugh and looked at me, so I said "Prrrobably shouldn't have said that, should I?"
I might as well have said "Well actually I've got a couple of dead prostitutes in the back of my car and I've got to dispose of them sometime today." In fact, that probably would have got me more work as it shows I'm resourceful.
What a tool.
Anyway, the interview went really well, got quite chatty to the primly attractive girl and spoke about Uni and stuff. When the end of the interview came, I though 'ah, that wasn't that bad' and stood up her shook her hand, in newly-found RelaxTM mode. Then she says 'what are you doing for the rest of the day?', to which I reply...
"Actually I'm a bit hungover so I'll probably just go back to bed."
Round of applause for the assclown. She did a little nervous laugh and looked at me, so I said "Prrrobably shouldn't have said that, should I?"
I might as well have said "Well actually I've got a couple of dead prostitutes in the back of my car and I've got to dispose of them sometime today." In fact, that probably would have got me more work as it shows I'm resourceful.
What a tool.
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Paradox: wrote:
> Light wrote:
> prerequisite
>
> You can't just make up words you know!
[URL]http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prerequisite%20[/URL]
> Light wrote:
> prerequisite
>
> You can't just make up words you know!
[URL]http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prerequisite%20[/URL]
Light wrote:
> prerequisite
You can't just make up words you know!
> prerequisite
You can't just make up words you know!
unlucky snuggly!
SHEEPY wrote:
> " So what do you think is your greatest personal acheivement?"
Getting through an interview without giving away the fact that I've wet myse...DAMMIT.
> " So what do you think is your greatest personal acheivement?"
Getting through an interview without giving away the fact that I've wet myse...DAMMIT.
*Whilst applying for a job as a solicitor in the West End of Newcastle*
Int - I need to ask; do you have a criminal record?
Me - Why, is that a prerequisite to work here?
Int - I need to ask; do you have a criminal record?
Me - Why, is that a prerequisite to work here?
Dumbest thing to say in your interview:
"so why do you want this job?"
"I beg your pardon, we're asking the questions"
"oh, of course, I always get things the way wrong".
"so why do you want this job?"
"I beg your pardon, we're asking the questions"
"oh, of course, I always get things the way wrong".
" So what do you think is your greatest personal acheivement? "
" Ummm I'm not dead "
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Didn't want that stupid job anyway.
" Ummm I'm not dead "
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Didn't want that stupid job anyway.
Heh, this is still making me laugh.
*note to self: don't ever let him forget this*
*note to self: don't ever let him forget this*
My sociology teacher told us about how she was in a job interview, and it didn't go very well. As she left she walked into the broom cupboard instead of the door leading to the hallway. Classic.
Smooth. Like something out of Spaced.
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