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"Dumbest thing to say in a job interview EVER"

So I'm in the recruitment office this morning, a little worse for wear but I can focus and I'm filling in all the numerous forms before I get to sit down and have a little chat with my person. Forms filled in, documents signed, yadda yadda yadda, and I'm sat down, admittedly a little nervous because I've never had to look for temp work before.

Anyway, the interview went really well, got quite chatty to the primly attractive girl and spoke about Uni and stuff. When the end of the interview came, I though 'ah, that wasn't that bad' and stood up her shook her hand, in newly-found RelaxTM mode. Then she says 'what are you doing for the rest of the day?', to which I reply...

"Actually I'm a bit hungover so I'll probably just go back to bed."

Round of applause for the assclown. She did a little nervous laugh and looked at me, so I said "Prrrobably shouldn't have said that, should I?"

I might as well have said "Well actually I've got a couple of dead prostitutes in the back of my car and I've got to dispose of them sometime today." In fact, that probably would have got me more work as it shows I'm resourceful.

What a tool.

LOL LOL OMG YOU ARE SO WILD SNUGGLY!!!!

*ahem*

It's not that bad at all

"Priorities people" *clasps clipboard*

Hur Hur Hur...

Niice way of blowing your chance to get laid too.
*Thumbs up*
Aaaaaaayyyyyy

Ho ho ho.

Poor Snuggly.

Heh. I have a job interview on Tuesday.

*Makes notes*

Don't mention hangover or fire engines...

Pie chart when you spit at them.. that might just work :^)

Snugs, you simply should of ended it with
"Yeh, well, its better then the guys before me, who i had seen the other night gang raping 2 little kids..."

She may not give you the job, but at least you know the place is still open.

Could have been worse though, Snuggly...

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Interviewer - "So where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"

*Snuggly looks at a picture of the interviewer showing him with his wife and son, and thanks to himself don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife*

Snuggly - "Doing your... son?"

Interviewer - "!"

**

Yes, nicked from Family Guy, hence its' hilariousness.

Smooth. Like something out of Spaced.

My sociology teacher told us about how she was in a job interview, and it didn't go very well. As she left she walked into the broom cupboard instead of the door leading to the hallway. Classic.

Heh, this is still making me laugh.

*note to self: don't ever let him forget this*