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"Dumbest thing to say in a job interview EVER"

So I'm in the recruitment office this morning, a little worse for wear but I can focus and I'm filling in all the numerous forms before I get to sit down and have a little chat with my person. Forms filled in, documents signed, yadda yadda yadda, and I'm sat down, admittedly a little nervous because I've never had to look for temp work before.

Anyway, the interview went really well, got quite chatty to the primly attractive girl and spoke about Uni and stuff. When the end of the interview came, I though 'ah, that wasn't that bad' and stood up her shook her hand, in newly-found RelaxTM mode. Then she says 'what are you doing for the rest of the day?', to which I reply...

"Actually I'm a bit hungover so I'll probably just go back to bed."

Round of applause for the assclown. She did a little nervous laugh and looked at me, so I said "Prrrobably shouldn't have said that, should I?"

I might as well have said "Well actually I've got a couple of dead prostitutes in the back of my car and I've got to dispose of them sometime today." In fact, that probably would have got me more work as it shows I'm resourceful.

What a tool.

he he he, Snuggly, you are truely the king of honesty! I can imagin
future situations...

Girlfriend: Ali, does my bum look big in this?
Ali: More saggy than 'big' actually.

Fosco wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> It's real!
>
> /slaps own face hard on the right cheek
>
> But did you turn the other one?

Did.

Mr Snuggly wrote:

>
> Oh Niles, your rapier wit will be the death of me! Bwahaha!
>
> /Frasier boffo mode

Heh. Oh, injupitably my dear fellow. Quite so...

Paradox: wrote:
> Fosco wrote:
>
> [URL]http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prerequisite%20[/URL]
>
> I was joking darling.

Nice try.

Oh lordy. Get this man a straw

Well I'm going now staffies to go eat some chicken, thanks staffies :)




P.S. Special Reserve is the best

Forest Fan wrote:
> The staffies are quiet now, either its past closing time, they've gone
> out for supper or they are adding my cheats.

No, no and no. Sorry.

The staffies are quiet now, either its past closing time, they've gone out for supper or they are adding my cheats.

Last weeks Fraiser was excellent.

The most ive laughed in a while.

Light wrote:
> *Whilst applying for a job as a solicitor in the West End of
> Newcastle*
>
> Int - I need to ask; do you have a criminal record?
>
> Me - Why, is that a prerequisite to work here?

Oh Niles, your rapier wit will be the death of me! Bwahaha!

/Frasier boffo mode