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"FF, what colour was Jesus?"

Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?

My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.

By laying up treasures in Heaven, I do not put effort into this world, but rather in building up tresures in Heaven.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> I enjoy life better than anyone, laying up treasures in Heaven.
>
> But don't you go to Heaven when you die?
>
> Those who have their sins redeemed will.

Avoid the point, why don't you.

"I enjoy life better than anyone, laying up treasures in Heaven."

So what you're saying is, is that you're dead?
Rejoice!

And oh, you don't half spout some crap from what I've been reading.

"This is fact, blah blah".
You claim it's fact yet fail to provide solid evidence. And quoting from the Bible is not evidence.

And "The Sun" is.

Azul wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> Like I have said time and time before, the Bible is a factual book,
> written as fact
>
> Err, doesn't "The Sun" claim to be fact?

No, most of it claims to just be "gossip" actually.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Like I have said time and time before, the Bible is a factual book,
> written as fact

Err, doesn't "The Sun" claim to be fact?

Azul wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> I enjoy life better than anyone, laying up treasures in Heaven.
>
> But don't you go to Heaven when you die?

Those who have their sins redeemed will.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Oh yeah, of course.
> It's just the rest of your religion that poses a problem.

So you believe the Rapture then?

Forest Fan wrote:
> I enjoy life better than anyone, laying up treasures in Heaven.

But don't you go to Heaven when you die?

Oh yeah, of course.
It's just the rest of your religion that poses a problem.

Jeebus has got me covered anyway.
So suck me.

Do you believe in the Rapture?