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When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
>I do love X though.
Now today Cub!st states:
> I COULD be romantic. I just don't want to be.
Well if you love her surely you should be romantic.
Cub!st shows a very poor taste in music:
> oops I did it again,
> I made you believe,
> we're more than just friends
>
> *record swap*
>
> Young lust!
>
> *record swap*
>
> Baby, don't leave me,
> Baby, love will come through it's just waiting for you,
>
> *record swap*
>
> You and me baby aint nothing but mammals
> So lets do it like they do on the discovery channels!
A very poor use of songs. Could have shown a touch of class, Queen songs "Crazy little thing called love" etc would have been better used.
Cubist raises a severe question:
>that after his break he only had half an hour of work
HIS, HE! X is a man!
Cubist shows a touch of class:
> X was going to go home but I said "Do you want to get off
> in the bathrooms?"
Smooth, real smooth. You really care about her don't you. Straight to the sex. And bathrooms, well its a tiny step up from an alley.
Cubist really goes up in the world (literally and metaphorically):
> We went up this road into some sort of small woodlandy bit, got half way up the hill got off and had oral right then and there.
Woods! La de da!
Sounds like a really loving relationship. All you want is to get in each other pants. No romantic talk or anything, just straight to it.
Cubists ends up making us feel real jealous:
>. It was sooooooooooooooooooooooo good though. I mean, wow. I am missing x already though. Hmph.
Missing her already? Have a ham shank then. Its not like your missing her intelligent conversation and really get on with her.
Cubist : Dirtay :P
Me = legend
Heh
X has really won you over eh?