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HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
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oldmanfunk wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> I had to stop and act like I was peeing three
> times when people went past lol.
>
> Yes, because its better that way, people now think you were urinating
> in her mouth.
when some one does a sr awards thread, i am nominating this as post of the year!
genius i hail oldmanfunk!
> Cub!st wrote:
> I had to stop and act like I was peeing three
> times when people went past lol.
>
> Yes, because its better that way, people now think you were urinating
> in her mouth.
when some one does a sr awards thread, i am nominating this as post of the year!
genius i hail oldmanfunk!
ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> I'm sure she'll 'feel really bad' when she cheats on you too.
Probably not but still, the heart wants what it wants and I want X.
> I'm sure she'll 'feel really bad' when she cheats on you too.
Probably not but still, the heart wants what it wants and I want X.
Ashley wrote:
> didn't want to cheat on russell?
>
> sorry i apologise if you have a different opinion of cheating than
> me, but oral sex is quite blatantly cheating, if i found out my gf
> had done something like that i go ballistic, and you'd probably get
> beaten about 2 minutes after i dumped her.
Oh no I think it's cheating too and so does X. Just their relationship is ending apparently so X is trying to move on.
> didn't want to cheat on russell?
>
> sorry i apologise if you have a different opinion of cheating than
> me, but oral sex is quite blatantly cheating, if i found out my gf
> had done something like that i go ballistic, and you'd probably get
> beaten about 2 minutes after i dumped her.
Oh no I think it's cheating too and so does X. Just their relationship is ending apparently so X is trying to move on.
Cub!st wrote:
> X feels really bad about cheating on Russell
Why? i thought she loved you. If she does she shouldn't feel bad about cheating.
> X feels really bad about cheating on Russell
Why? i thought she loved you. If she does she shouldn't feel bad about cheating.
I'm sure she'll 'feel really bad' when she cheats on you too.
I know that's what I thought but X said it so I believe X. X feels really bad about cheating on Russell and just wants me to be out of that relationship before X starts another.
Cub!st wrote:
> I had to stop and act like I was peeing three
> times when people went past lol.
Yes, because its better that way, people now think you were urinating in her mouth.
> I had to stop and act like I was peeing three
> times when people went past lol.
Yes, because its better that way, people now think you were urinating in her mouth.
didn't want to cheat on russell?
sorry i apologise if you have a different opinion of cheating than me, but oral sex is quite blatantly cheating, if i found out my gf had done something like that i go ballistic, and you'd probably get beaten about 2 minutes after i dumped her.
sorry i apologise if you have a different opinion of cheating than me, but oral sex is quite blatantly cheating, if i found out my gf had done something like that i go ballistic, and you'd probably get beaten about 2 minutes after i dumped her.
Cub!st admits its all over:
>
> I will don't worry, although we decided just to be great friends.
Some people are on the pitch, they think its all over. It is now.
Cub!st fails to spot a flaw:
> X said that X loved me to pieces but until X broke up with Russell X
> didn't want to cheat on him.
She has cheated on him!
If your so in love she would break up with him now!
>
> I will don't worry, although we decided just to be great friends.
Some people are on the pitch, they think its all over. It is now.
Cub!st fails to spot a flaw:
> X said that X loved me to pieces but until X broke up with Russell X
> didn't want to cheat on him.
She has cheated on him!
If your so in love she would break up with him now!
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