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"A mild hangover? Last night was sooooo worth it"

HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.

When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.

X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.

We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.

After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.

X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.

Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.

Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.

Cubist, she's a sl*t, a wh*re, a harllot - whatever you want to call her.

She's 21 and gave head to a 16 year old?

Harlot.

Yey I got the 1000st view.

Cubist is a sad git.

Actually her names Gemma

If you call her X one more time, I'LL give you head... with my teeth. Just call her by her real name, we're gonna mock you for pimping a chav anyway.

EDIT: Not to mention that calling her X implying that women are just objects, you sexist Nazi.

Cub!st makes everybody else feel really jealous:
> I just logged out of MSN to have a shower and get changed to go meet
> X. I will be on when I get back though Kyle. Bye for now all.

So, whos all excited about the great post we will get when he comes back. I for one can't wait.

Cub!sts memory returns well:

> Sorry I didn't express that well X's exact words where "Stephen,
> can I have a kiss?" I said "Of course you can" and
> took it from there.

I thought you were getting too drunk to remember anything, now you know her exact words. And you go about the whole thing in a very formal manner.

Cubist gives more details away:

>Heh X lives with X's boyfriend in Fife actually.

SO we have a boyfriends name and a location, may as well drop the X now.

Cubist is horribly love-sick:
>Hmm anyway, I'd beat the hell out of X's boyfriend for X.

Sure you would, with your girly punches and pure mental solid ring.

Cubist delcares it must be love:
X just phoned me actually heh.

Well in that case. It must be love, love love. It must be love, love love.

Cubist gets over-excited:
>Asked if I wanted to go meet X at X's work. I have to get changed and >stuff first but I am soooo there heh. I'm sooooo happy and in lurrrrve.

Its all going to end in tears. or AIDS.

Cub!st wrote this at 2.47pm:
> hey, just came back from school.

Sciver!

Cubists claims:
> The thing is I do LOVE X.

Because she gave you head on a drunken night out behind a bin? How romantic

Cubist admits:
> X has got a
> reputation though. X even said on the night X was into treble figures
> as Y and Z said X was a sl|_|t.

But with you it probably meant so much more...


Cubists slips up:

> I don't care about X's boyfriend Russell.

So we have names now, a mistake there.

Cubist re-iterates a point from earlier:
>I just care about X. Even if X doesn't want to be
> with me in that way I still want to be close friends with X.

Face it, shes a 'ho.

I just logged out of MSN to have a shower and get changed to go meet X. I will be on when I get back though Kyle. Bye for now all.

Stephen, where for art thou on MSN?

Shove it Pandy! X is great, I wouldn't disrespect someone you loved so I expect the same in return a$$hole.