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HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
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Think about it Cubist, you've had your mouth where over 100 other men have had their little generals.
So basically you've just given head to over 100 men
So basically you've just given head to over 100 men
Cub!st wrote:
> I love X.
Can't you just feel the affection?
> I love X.
Can't you just feel the affection?
RedSonic wrote:
> And if she's into triple figures, she'll have a lot of diseases, and
> she'll measure you against previous entries.
This is my favourite reply, especially with the "previous entries was coincidental" follow up.
> And if she's into triple figures, she'll have a lot of diseases, and
> she'll measure you against previous entries.
This is my favourite reply, especially with the "previous entries was coincidental" follow up.
You're all sooo disrespectful. I mean ffs I don't call the one you love a sl|_|t or say she/he is an ugly munter. Everything I've said is true and I love X. Simple as that.
As gerrid said, this is gold.
Every so often a thread comes along that just reeks of comic genius.
Every so often a thread comes along that just reeks of comic genius.
Buahahhaha.
This is fun, I must say.
This is fun, I must say.
Cubist loves it when she gives him head.
Through years of vigorous boxing and rugby training, her teeth have been knocked out to leave silky smooth gums. Oh yes. Get in my son.
Through years of vigorous boxing and rugby training, her teeth have been knocked out to leave silky smooth gums. Oh yes. Get in my son.
russian shotput champion 8 years running, and wider downstairs than the gran canyon
Cub!st wrote:
> Lol err ok Aliboy. Anyway what does everyone mean by me sounding like
> a sniper heh?
English_Bloke wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to
> behind a great big metal bin
>
> She sounds like a classy bird
AAhahahahaahhah
> Lol err ok Aliboy. Anyway what does everyone mean by me sounding like
> a sniper heh?
English_Bloke wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to
> behind a great big metal bin
>
> She sounds like a classy bird
AAhahahahaahhah
X = Olga
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