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"Forest Fan testimony"

It was just a few years ago, growing up in a Hebrew Christian family, that I went to Church, had faith, prayed - occasionally and read the Bible - again occasionally. Then the boss of my father, invited us all over to the States, for a conference on Jewish teachings in the Bible. It was my first time away and I enjoyed the time, but something better, more amazing happened. There in sunny USA for the first time, in the desert of Arizona something else happened...

As I was really a man now, it was time for me to make a decision about Jesus and this trip, made up my mind, that I wanted Jesus and wanted to avoid Hell. I was sitting in a room, when I asked Jesus into my heart. I suddenly felt the difference, I was relieved, my sins were off my shoulders and on the cross. Jesus was living in me, in my life and in my heart. What a great day! You might think, is it really that easy? Do you really just pray and feel different? The answer is YES. If you confess you are a SINNER, you believe Jesus died for YOUR SINS and He LOVES YOU, you will be saved! That's what I did anyway.

Anyway, thinking that was it for the day, having asked Jesus into my heart - enough for one day, I went to bed. Next morning I woke up early to reflect on the previous day, when a gleem of light, glistened through the bathroom door. I opened it, to get ready for the day, when I went to the sink, to wash. As I reached for the sink (with nothing on my feet), I wobbled unsteadily, before I felt myself falling. It felt like minutes, but in reality, it was seconds, before I fell... head-first straight onto the cold, hard, marble like bathroom floor. I was soon carried away and into safety, but the pain wrang around in my head, for days.

As I went back down to the conference, head still hurting, most of the ateendees met with me and they told me that I had been attacked by Satan, but the Lord had protected me. How true that sounded! I had no long lasting damage to my head and enjoyed the rest of my trip. I met Archangel out there and His name reminds me that the angels looked after me in Arizona. I never really thought much about hurting my head, because it soon healed after much ice and rest, but recently I reminded myself of it. I was doubting I was really saved, when the Lord reminded me I am on the Lord's side and I accepted Him the day I was saved and Satan tried to get me the next day - but he was just too late.

I find that offensive.

You obviously have very deep views about your God, and you turn around and say OUR GOD isn't real?

JEEBUS LIVES

We've been asking you that all week!

**ba-dum tsh** God didn't bless me with the art of writing good drum sounds

;-D

*Moonwalks through thread*

Can we please talk about something, at least real, please!

I was his sensei.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Jebus is God and Fonzie's love child, with a sword.

Who made up "Jebus", you?

Grix Thraves wrote:
> He cures the ill, lets the blind see, and is a -God- on the dance
> floor.

And when did "Jeebus" exist? Or is this just plain blasphemy?

Jebus is God and Fonzie's love child, with a sword.

He cures the ill, lets the blind see, and is a -God- on the dance floor.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Jebus exists, he's like Jesus but like, a hundred times cooler.

And who exactly is "Jebus"?