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You have a choice.
You're going to get laid. Oh yes. Sex shall come your way.
One problem - it's going to be someone dead, or someone old.
So, which one would you do, man?
A sexy corpse, or a rancid 81 year old?
You're going to get laid. Oh yes. Sex shall come your way.
One problem - it's going to be someone dead, or someone old.
So, which one would you do, man?
A sexy corpse, or a rancid 81 year old?
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Ms NY wrote:
> Someone old. Definately someone old. Imagine the floppy cheeks.
And the floppy...
In fact, if you're female you can't have sex with either, you're pretty much buggered from the start...
> Someone old. Definately someone old. Imagine the floppy cheeks.
And the floppy...
In fact, if you're female you can't have sex with either, you're pretty much buggered from the start...
phi11ip wrote:
> How dead?
>
> 2 minutes?
Well, dead enough to be 'cold'
> How dead?
>
> 2 minutes?
Well, dead enough to be 'cold'
Someone old. Definately someone old. Imagine the floppy cheeks.
How dead?
2 minutes?
2 minutes?
You have a choice.
You're going to get laid. Oh yes. Sex shall come your way.
One problem - it's going to be someone dead, or someone old.
So, which one would you do, man?
A sexy corpse, or a rancid 81 year old?
You're going to get laid. Oh yes. Sex shall come your way.
One problem - it's going to be someone dead, or someone old.
So, which one would you do, man?
A sexy corpse, or a rancid 81 year old?
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