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"Which one would you 'do'?"

You have a choice.

You're going to get laid. Oh yes. Sex shall come your way.

One problem - it's going to be someone dead, or someone old.

So, which one would you do, man?

A sexy corpse, or a rancid 81 year old?

brr

Red Bull wrote:
> Well, shagging a dead person is obviously infinitely times worse

They won't have to suffer the trauma that the live person has to suffer...

I'd pick the corpse, myself.

I'll take the re-warmed sexy corpse. I can get drunk before-hand and pretend she's sleeping. ;D

Oh my god this is terrible ...

mattributé wrote:
> and that has what relevance?

Well, shagging a dead person is obviously infinitely times worse

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Can I 're-warm' the corpse?

with your body heat, possibly

and that has what relevance?

Can I 're-warm' the corpse?

Sickening.

I heard a story of a guy at a party who tried to rape a woman while she was asleep, drunk probably. She woke up halfway during sex. That guy is on the registered offender's list now for the rest of his life.

phi11ip wrote:
> And the floppy...
>
> In fact, if you're female you can't have sex with either, you're
> pretty much buggered from the start...

Heh, I'd spike his drink first and shove some viagra in his gob. That should work.