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You're going to get laid. Oh yes. Sex shall come your way.
One problem - it's going to be someone dead, or someone old.
So, which one would you do, man?
A sexy corpse, or a rancid 81 year old?
> Hey cookie, have you seen elmo?
Last i seen he was relieving himself behind a dumpster in the stripclub's alleyway.
He aint been the same since F is for Farm.
*shivers*
ARGH
The old woman would probably complain about how kids skateboard on the sidewalk while I'm shagging her. Old woman could never keep their minds set on one thing.