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"Which one would you 'do'?"

You have a choice.

You're going to get laid. Oh yes. Sex shall come your way.

One problem - it's going to be someone dead, or someone old.

So, which one would you do, man?

A sexy corpse, or a rancid 81 year old?

You have a choice.

You're going to get laid. Oh yes. Sex shall come your way.

One problem - it's going to be someone dead, or someone old.

So, which one would you do, man?

A sexy corpse, or a rancid 81 year old?

How dead?

2 minutes?

Someone old. Definately someone old. Imagine the floppy cheeks.

phi11ip wrote:
> How dead?
>
> 2 minutes?

Well, dead enough to be 'cold'

Ms NY wrote:
> Someone old. Definately someone old. Imagine the floppy cheeks.

And the floppy...

In fact, if you're female you can't have sex with either, you're pretty much buggered from the start...

phi11ip wrote:
> And the floppy...
>
> In fact, if you're female you can't have sex with either, you're
> pretty much buggered from the start...

Heh, I'd spike his drink first and shove some viagra in his gob. That should work.

Sickening.

I heard a story of a guy at a party who tried to rape a woman while she was asleep, drunk probably. She woke up halfway during sex. That guy is on the registered offender's list now for the rest of his life.

Can I 're-warm' the corpse?

and that has what relevance?

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Can I 're-warm' the corpse?

with your body heat, possibly