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President New Jimmy was lying in bed, trying to sleep. Thoughts troubled him, and he tossed and turned, unable to calm himself.
The Chinese were annoying him, and he was so busy that he never had time for his family.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. President New Jimmy called, “Come in.”
No one entered. “Come in!” The President said, annoyed.
Nothing.
Then, the knocking came again. The President slowly got up, put on his dressing gown, and catiously walked over to the door.
Slowly, he turned the handle, and peered outside. Nothing. There was no one there.
The President shut the door. He was just getting back into bed when there was another knock at the door.
President New Jimmy was very annoyed. He walked straight up to the door, opened it, and marched outside.
“Look, whoever’s playing pranks, it’s not funny. I’m the President, you will respect me!”
New Jimmy walked back into his room, and slammed the door shut. As he was getting back into bed, he realized something. There were no guards outside his door. That was very strange, as President New Jimmy demanded guards outside his door.
New Jimmy looked around his room, worried. Nothing. The President decided he was being silly, and he got back into bed.
He closed his eyes.
He opened them again. Suddenly, a hand was clamped over his mouth. The President looked up, and saw……well, he had no idea what he saw.
This…..thing, stared into New Jimmy’s eyes, and said in a low, deadly voice, “See you in Hell,”
Then, it pointed it’s finger at President New Jimmy, and strange beams emitted from it. These beams flew straight at the President, and New Jimmy began to shake. New Jimmy was in tremendous pain, and he would have been screaming if a hand hadn’t been clamped over his mouth.
The President’s eyes rolled back into his head, and this…thing, let Jimmy out of his grasp.
The President fell to the floor, dead.
This monster left a note on the body of the President.
It said, “You’ve been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster.”
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The phone rang. M16 picked it up.
“Hello, who is it please?”
“Greetings. You don’t know me but I know everything about you,”
“Is this a prank call? If it is, then it’s a crap one,”
“Listen, you have to believe me, I am letting you know that there has been an incedent involving President New Jimmy. He has been murdered.”
“How can this be?? I’m sure that if the President was dead, it would have been all over the news!”
“Just listen. You, your brother, and your associate, are the only people who can find the man who killed him.
“How would you know? You mean, you can see into the future?”
That is not your business, but you will find out soon enough.”
“How do I know if your telling the truth or not?!”
“You have to believe me. The person who killed the President will not stop, and you are the only people who can destroy him.”
“Why us??”
“You will find out soon enough. Get Ant and saesee, and only then will I tell you more. I will be in touch,” He hung up.
“Um…hello?”
M16 slumped on his sofa, and rakced his brains about what he should do now. He began to shake and sweat rapidly, as he was very, very scared. He tried to make himself feel better by saying in his mind that it was all a bunch of lies, but he couldn’t help but feel concerned for the President, and worried about whether it was his duty to find the killer. In the end, M16 decided he ought to call Ant (his brother) and saesee. Then, he would decided what to do.
The Chinese were annoying him, and he was so busy that he never had time for his family.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. President New Jimmy called, “Come in.”
No one entered. “Come in!” The President said, annoyed.
Nothing.
Then, the knocking came again. The President slowly got up, put on his dressing gown, and catiously walked over to the door.
Slowly, he turned the handle, and peered outside. Nothing. There was no one there.
The President shut the door. He was just getting back into bed when there was another knock at the door.
President New Jimmy was very annoyed. He walked straight up to the door, opened it, and marched outside.
“Look, whoever’s playing pranks, it’s not funny. I’m the President, you will respect me!”
New Jimmy walked back into his room, and slammed the door shut. As he was getting back into bed, he realized something. There were no guards outside his door. That was very strange, as President New Jimmy demanded guards outside his door.
New Jimmy looked around his room, worried. Nothing. The President decided he was being silly, and he got back into bed.
He closed his eyes.
He opened them again. Suddenly, a hand was clamped over his mouth. The President looked up, and saw……well, he had no idea what he saw.
This…..thing, stared into New Jimmy’s eyes, and said in a low, deadly voice, “See you in Hell,”
Then, it pointed it’s finger at President New Jimmy, and strange beams emitted from it. These beams flew straight at the President, and New Jimmy began to shake. New Jimmy was in tremendous pain, and he would have been screaming if a hand hadn’t been clamped over his mouth.
The President’s eyes rolled back into his head, and this…thing, let Jimmy out of his grasp.
The President fell to the floor, dead.
This monster left a note on the body of the President.
It said, “You’ve been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster.”
_________________________ ___________________________________
The phone rang. M16 picked it up.
“Hello, who is it please?”
“Greetings. You don’t know me but I know everything about you,”
“Is this a prank call? If it is, then it’s a crap one,”
“Listen, you have to believe me, I am letting you know that there has been an incedent involving President New Jimmy. He has been murdered.”
“How can this be?? I’m sure that if the President was dead, it would have been all over the news!”
“Just listen. You, your brother, and your associate, are the only people who can find the man who killed him.
“How would you know? You mean, you can see into the future?”
That is not your business, but you will find out soon enough.”
“How do I know if your telling the truth or not?!”
“You have to believe me. The person who killed the President will not stop, and you are the only people who can destroy him.”
“Why us??”
“You will find out soon enough. Get Ant and saesee, and only then will I tell you more. I will be in touch,” He hung up.
“Um…hello?”
M16 slumped on his sofa, and rakced his brains about what he should do now. He began to shake and sweat rapidly, as he was very, very scared. He tried to make himself feel better by saying in his mind that it was all a bunch of lies, but he couldn’t help but feel concerned for the President, and worried about whether it was his duty to find the killer. In the end, M16 decided he ought to call Ant (his brother) and saesee. Then, he would decided what to do.
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"Dead?" gasped YH
"oh sorry, did I say dead? I meant mortally wounded!" replied Tarrant.
"Oh. OK I'm sure he'll pull through. Now what about this mysterious figure?" asked YH.
Tarrant explained exactly what had happened, YH listened closely and tried to decide on the next course of action.
"I suggest we return to the seen of the attack" YH declared.
"Very well"
They climbed into Tarrant horse drawn carriage and prepared to get on their way.
"Hang on Tarrant, Horses are too slow.... Especially dead ones"
Tarrant gasped all of his horses had had their heads removed.
They climbed into Tarrants car and YH drove down to Ant's house with Tarrant crying all the way.
"oh sorry, did I say dead? I meant mortally wounded!" replied Tarrant.
"Oh. OK I'm sure he'll pull through. Now what about this mysterious figure?" asked YH.
Tarrant explained exactly what had happened, YH listened closely and tried to decide on the next course of action.
"I suggest we return to the seen of the attack" YH declared.
"Very well"
They climbed into Tarrant horse drawn carriage and prepared to get on their way.
"Hang on Tarrant, Horses are too slow.... Especially dead ones"
Tarrant gasped all of his horses had had their heads removed.
They climbed into Tarrants car and YH drove down to Ant's house with Tarrant crying all the way.
YH saw Tarramt running towards him. He stopped the car to let Tarrant jump in.
"Where to Tarrant?"
"Straight to the hospital. NOW"
Yh didnt need telling twice so he put his foot down. He could tell that Tarrant was really upset about Eduardo and so didnt ask any more questions.
Tarrant really loved that monkey, even when Eduardo had been a bad monkey Tarrant always spanked him gently.
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YH screeched round the corner into the hospital carpark. He had hardly stopped when Tarrant jumped out and ran towards the entrance.
Halfway there some men stepped out into the way. The where dressed Men In Black style and looked a bit scary.
"Sorry gents, no acces at the moment."
"What?!?!?!? I have to get in and see my Eduardo!!!"
"The monkey? You know him?"
"He's my monkey, of course i know him"
"Well. thats why we're here, we've been having strange reports that he's not in fact a native of this planet, tests are being down as we speak. As you know him you can both go in. Grab a coffee or something and the doctor will be out shorlty to see you."
"Where to Tarrant?"
"Straight to the hospital. NOW"
Yh didnt need telling twice so he put his foot down. He could tell that Tarrant was really upset about Eduardo and so didnt ask any more questions.
Tarrant really loved that monkey, even when Eduardo had been a bad monkey Tarrant always spanked him gently.
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YH screeched round the corner into the hospital carpark. He had hardly stopped when Tarrant jumped out and ran towards the entrance.
Halfway there some men stepped out into the way. The where dressed Men In Black style and looked a bit scary.
"Sorry gents, no acces at the moment."
"What?!?!?!? I have to get in and see my Eduardo!!!"
"The monkey? You know him?"
"He's my monkey, of course i know him"
"Well. thats why we're here, we've been having strange reports that he's not in fact a native of this planet, tests are being down as we speak. As you know him you can both go in. Grab a coffee or something and the doctor will be out shorlty to see you."
Meanwhile, YH had decided to give Time_Warp some english lessons.
"Now, this is how we use speach marks TW"
Suddenly, before TW could respond, it happened!
YH's mobile phone rang. It was Tarrant.
"YH, whats going on?"
"What are you talking about Tarrant?"
"I'm outside Ant's house, and there's some strange man just standing outside his door. he's bee there for almost an hour. Eduardo tried to attack him, buy unfortunately..."
Tarrant broke off, unable to continue with the tragic news about Eduardo.
"It's ok Tarrant, I'm on my way. I'll meet you at your place in about half an hour."
YH grabbed his coat and quickly left for Tarrant's house.
"Now, this is how we use speach marks TW"
Suddenly, before TW could respond, it happened!
YH's mobile phone rang. It was Tarrant.
"YH, whats going on?"
"What are you talking about Tarrant?"
"I'm outside Ant's house, and there's some strange man just standing outside his door. he's bee there for almost an hour. Eduardo tried to attack him, buy unfortunately..."
Tarrant broke off, unable to continue with the tragic news about Eduardo.
"It's ok Tarrant, I'm on my way. I'll meet you at your place in about half an hour."
YH grabbed his coat and quickly left for Tarrant's house.
KNOCK KNOCK
There was someone at Ant's door.
Knock Knock.
Still nothing.
Tarrant and Eduardo peered through the bushes near Ant's house at the figure at the door.
"Why is no-one answering the door Eduardo?" asked Tarrant.
The monkey shrugged.
"We can't go on until they've gone. We might be seen!"
Tarrant was losing his patience. He had already been waiting 35 minutes, but still the figure remained at Ant's door. He was no longer knocking, now just waiting. Patiently and silently.
Tarrant's impatient nature was about to get the better of him. Just as he began to get to his feet Eduardo's hand held him back. The fun monkey put a finger to his lips.
"Ssshhh!"
Eduardo slowly got up and moved swiftly toward the figure. He halted a few feet away from the figure. Tarrant could tell that Eduardo was scared. The monkey slowly backed away from the figure as the figure, equally slowly, turned round....
There was someone at Ant's door.
Knock Knock.
Still nothing.
Tarrant and Eduardo peered through the bushes near Ant's house at the figure at the door.
"Why is no-one answering the door Eduardo?" asked Tarrant.
The monkey shrugged.
"We can't go on until they've gone. We might be seen!"
Tarrant was losing his patience. He had already been waiting 35 minutes, but still the figure remained at Ant's door. He was no longer knocking, now just waiting. Patiently and silently.
Tarrant's impatient nature was about to get the better of him. Just as he began to get to his feet Eduardo's hand held him back. The fun monkey put a finger to his lips.
"Ssshhh!"
Eduardo slowly got up and moved swiftly toward the figure. He halted a few feet away from the figure. Tarrant could tell that Eduardo was scared. The monkey slowly backed away from the figure as the figure, equally slowly, turned round....
M16 wrote:
“My name is Zita, I have
> phoned you again to see weather you have accepted that you and your
> friends are the only people who can save the president”
Meant to say, you and your friends are the only people who can free the presidents soul. (The presidents soul will not be freed untill the murderer has been locked up for good)
“My name is Zita, I have
> phoned you again to see weather you have accepted that you and your
> friends are the only people who can save the president”
Meant to say, you and your friends are the only people who can free the presidents soul. (The presidents soul will not be freed untill the murderer has been locked up for good)
Ring, ring- ring, ring
M16 put on his slippers and made his way down stairs to answer the phone.
“Hello?”
“I see you have Saesee and Ant on your side?”
“Wh…wh...who are you?”
M16 remembers what had happened the night before, and knows that he needs to find out more about the caller.
“My name is Zita, I have phoned you again to see weather you have accepted that you and your friends are the only people who can save the president”
“Zita, I hope you don’t feel offended but I don’t believe you, how can the president be murdered?”
“I can not give you too many details at this present stage, I need to know that you can be trusted!”
“Don’t worry, Zita! I can be trusted, honest!”
“Okay, M16, have we earned one another’s trust”
“Yes, we have Zita”
“I’m glad to hear it, I now need to phone up Ant, I will be in touch”
Zita hanged up the phone.
Meanwhile back at Ant’s house...
M16 put on his slippers and made his way down stairs to answer the phone.
“Hello?”
“I see you have Saesee and Ant on your side?”
“Wh…wh...who are you?”
M16 remembers what had happened the night before, and knows that he needs to find out more about the caller.
“My name is Zita, I have phoned you again to see weather you have accepted that you and your friends are the only people who can save the president”
“Zita, I hope you don’t feel offended but I don’t believe you, how can the president be murdered?”
“I can not give you too many details at this present stage, I need to know that you can be trusted!”
“Don’t worry, Zita! I can be trusted, honest!”
“Okay, M16, have we earned one another’s trust”
“Yes, we have Zita”
“I’m glad to hear it, I now need to phone up Ant, I will be in touch”
Zita hanged up the phone.
Meanwhile back at Ant’s house...
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