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The Chinese were annoying him, and he was so busy that he never had time for his family.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. President New Jimmy called, “Come in.”
No one entered. “Come in!” The President said, annoyed.
Nothing.
Then, the knocking came again. The President slowly got up, put on his dressing gown, and catiously walked over to the door.
Slowly, he turned the handle, and peered outside. Nothing. There was no one there.
The President shut the door. He was just getting back into bed when there was another knock at the door.
President New Jimmy was very annoyed. He walked straight up to the door, opened it, and marched outside.
“Look, whoever’s playing pranks, it’s not funny. I’m the President, you will respect me!”
New Jimmy walked back into his room, and slammed the door shut. As he was getting back into bed, he realized something. There were no guards outside his door. That was very strange, as President New Jimmy demanded guards outside his door.
New Jimmy looked around his room, worried. Nothing. The President decided he was being silly, and he got back into bed.
He closed his eyes.
He opened them again. Suddenly, a hand was clamped over his mouth. The President looked up, and saw……well, he had no idea what he saw.
This…..thing, stared into New Jimmy’s eyes, and said in a low, deadly voice, “See you in Hell,”
Then, it pointed it’s finger at President New Jimmy, and strange beams emitted from it. These beams flew straight at the President, and New Jimmy began to shake. New Jimmy was in tremendous pain, and he would have been screaming if a hand hadn’t been clamped over his mouth.
The President’s eyes rolled back into his head, and this…thing, let Jimmy out of his grasp.
The President fell to the floor, dead.
This monster left a note on the body of the President.
It said, “You’ve been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster.”
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The phone rang. M16 picked it up.
“Hello, who is it please?”
“Greetings. You don’t know me but I know everything about you,”
“Is this a prank call? If it is, then it’s a crap one,”
“Listen, you have to believe me, I am letting you know that there has been an incedent involving President New Jimmy. He has been murdered.”
“How can this be?? I’m sure that if the President was dead, it would have been all over the news!”
“Just listen. You, your brother, and your associate, are the only people who can find the man who killed him.
“How would you know? You mean, you can see into the future?”
That is not your business, but you will find out soon enough.”
“How do I know if your telling the truth or not?!”
“You have to believe me. The person who killed the President will not stop, and you are the only people who can destroy him.”
“Why us??”
“You will find out soon enough. Get Ant and saesee, and only then will I tell you more. I will be in touch,” He hung up.
“Um…hello?”
M16 slumped on his sofa, and rakced his brains about what he should do now. He began to shake and sweat rapidly, as he was very, very scared. He tried to make himself feel better by saying in his mind that it was all a bunch of lies, but he couldn’t help but feel concerned for the President, and worried about whether it was his duty to find the killer. In the end, M16 decided he ought to call Ant (his brother) and saesee. Then, he would decided what to do.
"After noon love!" Tarrants mum came in and gave him a big hug and kiss.
"Hi mum!" Tarrant was really excited to see his mum, he hadnt seen her for a whole year, and thats when he remembered.
"Mum, im sorry, i completely forgot about your birthday!"
"It's ok son, thats why i'm here"
Tarrants mum, who had been looking out of the window while talking to him, slowly turned around, smiling strangely at Tarrant. She held a gun in her hand.
"Mum, i only forgot this once!!!" Tarrant pleads, but to no avail. His mother starts shooting everything. Luckily, what with her having forgotten to put her contact lenses in that morning, and the typical fact that bad guys can never shoot straight anyway, she hit almost everything in his house besides Tarrant.
Tarrant wasnt to know her aim was off and so dove straight out of the window as soon as the shots started. He rolled as he landed, commando style, (not knowing how as he has never been a commando and prefers to lay about his house all day). Got up running and climbed straight into his car.
"C'mon, c'mon, answer your phone YH"
Still no answer.
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"Well, that was a very nice hot chocolate thanks M16.." YH was interrupted by the ringing of his phone. "Hello? Hi Tarrant, whats going on?" YH listens as some comedy high pitched voice comes streaming out of his phone. "Really? Damn thats bad news! Come over here, im at M16's, the address is...."
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Tarrants mum stop shooting after about half an hour (im not quite sure how the bullets lasted that long, but hey, this is Hollywood!).
She peeled off her mask to reveal a mans scarred face underneath.
"I'll get you yet Tarrant........"
“Guess who?!” shouted the figure.
“No, it can’t be” reply’s Tarrant.
The figure stepped forward.
“God M16, its you! You really scared me, why did you do it?!”
“Sorry, I couldn’t resist it” said M16.
“There is a murderer on the lose and all you can think about is pulling little pranks, im really ashamed of you M16”
M16 gazed down at the floor.
“Gee, I’m really sorry” mumbled M16.
“Get out of my site!” yelled Tarrant.
M16 looked down at the floor and marched out of the house.
M16 vowed to himself he wouldn’t pull anything like that ever again, and to get back to buissness. M16 accepted the fact that he was needed, and he was up for anything that was thrown at him from now on.
"hes probably moping around with the monkey and its child" YH snorted.
.................
"are u ok" tarrant enquired to eduardo and its child.
The monkey with its new found gender nodded and whispered to tarrant wot the baby would be called.
"Endo!! what a nice name"
.................
Ring ring
M16's mobile rang.
"hello"
"hi M16 its me tarrant"
"hi"
eduardo and endo are fine but we still have a mystery to solve"
"endo... cool"
knock knock
"hang on someones at the door"
tarrant crept over to the door and saw a starnge figure...
Ant also wondered who all the figures he's seen outside his house were. He'd never seen so many people outside is his house, and for some reason, none of them had rang on the doorbell!!
Ant shook his head, and began to walk off. Suddenly, Ant realized that he's forgotten to eat any sugar that morning!!
Ant ran back inside, got an extra large pack of sugar out, and poured it all into his mouth.
When Ant had finished, he drank some Orange Squash, with extra extra added sugar.
Ant decided he couldn't be bothered to go out, so he turned on the TV.
Just as he had turned it on, there was a knocking at the door.
Ant got up, and opened the door. There was no one there.
"Damn! When someone FINALLY knocks on the door, they run off!"
Ant sat back down. More knocking. Ant opened the door, and again, there was no one in sight.
This time Ant closed the door, but crouched down, ready to pounce on the prankster.
He waited.....and waited....and waited. Nothing.
Ant sat back down, POd.
Meanwhile.......
Wookiee flew through the air, and swooped past Ant's window. He turned on his cloaking ability, and stared at Ant through the glass pane.
"You will never stop me......and I will....see to you."
YH had craftily, sneakily, cunningly, found an open window and climbed in through it. He was gald to be out of the cold.
"Im glad to be out of the cold, put the kettle on, im going to be daring and have a hot chocolate this time i think"
YH sits down and makes himself at home in M16's living room.
M16 shakes his head in disbelief and woanders through to the kitchen.
“Damn it, I must of left it at YH’s flat”
M16 speeds back down to YH’s flat
KNOCK KNOCK
Tarrant opens the door
“Hi M16, what you doing here again?”
“I forgot my mobile”
“Oh, silly Billy!”
M16 steps inside and goes to the table, waves to YH and picks up his mobile
“May I have your mobile Number M16, incase I need to get a hold of you one day?” asks Tarrant
“Sure, its…”
M16 gives his number to Tarrant and leaves the flat.
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He gets in his BMW Convertible and speeds off down the hill, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere….hi’s mobile starts to ring.
Ring, ring-ring, ring
“Yo, who is it?
“M16, its Tarrant”
“Hi Tarrant, what’s up?”
“Well, it’s about Eduardo…
“Oh, is everything okay?”
“Well, nothings wrong, it just came to a big shock”
“Why, what happened?” asked M16
“Eduardo is really a Female, and you see that stranger that was lurking outside Ant’s house?”
“Yes, I know who you mean, the one who I was trying to watch from a distance?”
“Yeah, him, he attacked Eduardo and somehow I think it made Eduardo pregnant!”
M16 gasps
“Really, how could the monkey get pregnant that quick?”
“Well, I can’t tell you too much, but Eduardo is like no ordinary monkey”
“Oh I see” reply’s M16
“Anyway, I best be off, take care M16”
“Bye”
M16 is left looking rather puzzled with disbelief
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M16 puts his Mobile back into his pocket and speeds back home. He rushes up the steps and puts his key in the lock, twists, and opens up his door, only to find a strange figure in front of him. It was dark so M16 couldn’t make out who it was. M16 switches on the light and the figure turned out to be…
"Arrrrggghhh!! You ruined the life of the Dreamcast!! You will die!!"
Suddenly, a knock at the door. Pagey ran to the door, and pulled it open.
"HELLO!!!!" He said, extremely loudly.
"Hello," came the raspy voice of the man at the door, who was wearing lots of layers of clothing, and a huge hat which hid his face.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?" Pagey demanded in an angry tone. Pagey wasn't too sure why he was angry, but he didn't know much, really.
"I've come to deal with you."
"Oh really??" Pagey said, interested. "What are you planning on doing then?? Killing me??"
"Why yes," he sneered.
The man barged his way into Pagey's 'house', and went over and picked up a bottle of acid. "Ah, yes, this will do. It will save my energy as well."
Pagey was oblivious to all this, and said, "Sooooo...what's your name then??"
"Wookiee Monster," came the reply.
Then, Wookiee lifted his hat, and showed his face to Pagey.
"OH MY GO-" Pagey screamed, but a hand was clamped around his mouth.
"Open wide...." Wookiee said, menacingly.
Wookiee poured the acid down Pagey's throat. Pagey tried to scream, but the acid burned so much that it was impossible.
Pagey fell to the floor, writhing in pain.
Wookiee then pointed his finger at Pagey, and Pagey was lifted up into the air. Wookie threw back his hand, and Pagey was slammed headfirst into the wall.
Pagey slumped to the floor, dead.
Wookiee got out a small piece of paper, wrote something on it, and left it on Pagey's limp body.
It said, "You have been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster."
"Sorry, i couldnt find a bag of peas, i know peas are sort of traditional, but some normal ice will have to do."
"Thats ok. So who are you two anyway, and why did you attack me?" Asks M16
"Well, we wanted to know if Ant was coming down the pub for a few beers tonight." Replied Tarrant. "I was there earlier and there was a stranger outside his door. He.... he.... he attacked my Eduardo!"
"His what?" M16, asks YH.
"Eduardo was his pet monkey. Anyway, I dirve Tarrant to the hospital to see how Eddie is doing, then Tarrant wants to go back to where the attack happened. We see you outside and think its the stranger. Im really sorry about that by the way...."
"Thats ok, I shouldnt have been looking through Ant's keyhole in the firstplace."
"So you know him as well?"
"Sob!!!!!!" Comes the cry from Tarrant.
"Tarrant, shut up!" Coms the cry in unison from YH and M16
"Sorry guys, but i havent been mentioned for a few lines and i didnt want to be forgotten!"
"Anyway, how do you know Ant?" Asks YH, after threatening Tarrant.
"Well, its, um, you see im not supposed to,.., its kind of a secret you see."
"A secret, how can how you know someone be a secret?"
"Well, i'd like to tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.... I many be able to reveal more in a few days, after i have some words with various people. Thanks for the tea!"
And with that M16 left.
"Fancy another cup?" YH asks Tarrant.
"Ok, heres the plan......"
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YH and Tarrant crept quietly through the bushes towards the stranger. As soon as Tarrant gave to signal, they were to put the plan into action.
"Now!"
They put the plan into action....
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"I cant believe you though it was me" Complained M16.
"Sorry mate" says YH, it was Tarrants idea to rugby tackle you and then hit you over the head with Eduardo's lead"
At the mention of the name Eduardo, soft sobbing could be heard coming from Tarrant.
"Whats all this nonsense about Eduardo being from another planet anyway? Asked M16.
"We dont really know, we left the hospital before the doctor came out."
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Meanwhile back at the hospital, the doctor has a huge surprise. Eduardo, who had been unconcious only moments before, had suddenly sat up on the operating table, bitten his assistants shirt off, and then run off giggling down the corridor, shouting "I did it, I did it!!!".......
“Jesus! I got to knock for Ant in 30 minutes”
M16 rushed upstairs to clean his teeth and get dressed. While speeding around every corner of the house, he stumbled and fell against the wall. CRASH!
M16 was unconscious.
Minutes were ticking away slowly and M16 had been knocked out for around 40 minutes now.
Ring, ring- ring, ring.
M16 came too, and rubbed his eyes.
“What happened?” he thought.
M16 realised that the phone was ringing. He picked himself up from the floor and ran to the floor. Huffing and puffing M16 picked up the phone.
“Hello, who is it?”
“Jesus, M16, where in gods name are you?”
“Sorry Ant, I had a bit of an accident”
M16 glanced at his watch again
“Oh, I’m so sorry, were late for football practise, aren’t we Ant?”
“Yes, now get your behind around mine as quickly as you can”
M16 got his trainers on and rushed out of his house. Ant’s house wasn’t too far away so M16 picked up a fast running speed. He speeded around the corner and onto Piles Avenue Rd where Ant lived. M16 was fast approaching Ant’s house when he noticed a shadow outside Ant’s house. M16 begun to get worried, and started to panic
“What if it’s the President’s murderer?!”
M16 pulled out his Mobile Phone and dialled Ant’s house phone.
Ring, ring- ring, ring...