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The Chinese were annoying him, and he was so busy that he never had time for his family.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. President New Jimmy called, “Come in.”
No one entered. “Come in!” The President said, annoyed.
Nothing.
Then, the knocking came again. The President slowly got up, put on his dressing gown, and catiously walked over to the door.
Slowly, he turned the handle, and peered outside. Nothing. There was no one there.
The President shut the door. He was just getting back into bed when there was another knock at the door.
President New Jimmy was very annoyed. He walked straight up to the door, opened it, and marched outside.
“Look, whoever’s playing pranks, it’s not funny. I’m the President, you will respect me!”
New Jimmy walked back into his room, and slammed the door shut. As he was getting back into bed, he realized something. There were no guards outside his door. That was very strange, as President New Jimmy demanded guards outside his door.
New Jimmy looked around his room, worried. Nothing. The President decided he was being silly, and he got back into bed.
He closed his eyes.
He opened them again. Suddenly, a hand was clamped over his mouth. The President looked up, and saw……well, he had no idea what he saw.
This…..thing, stared into New Jimmy’s eyes, and said in a low, deadly voice, “See you in Hell,”
Then, it pointed it’s finger at President New Jimmy, and strange beams emitted from it. These beams flew straight at the President, and New Jimmy began to shake. New Jimmy was in tremendous pain, and he would have been screaming if a hand hadn’t been clamped over his mouth.
The President’s eyes rolled back into his head, and this…thing, let Jimmy out of his grasp.
The President fell to the floor, dead.
This monster left a note on the body of the President.
It said, “You’ve been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster.”
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The phone rang. M16 picked it up.
“Hello, who is it please?”
“Greetings. You don’t know me but I know everything about you,”
“Is this a prank call? If it is, then it’s a crap one,”
“Listen, you have to believe me, I am letting you know that there has been an incedent involving President New Jimmy. He has been murdered.”
“How can this be?? I’m sure that if the President was dead, it would have been all over the news!”
“Just listen. You, your brother, and your associate, are the only people who can find the man who killed him.
“How would you know? You mean, you can see into the future?”
That is not your business, but you will find out soon enough.”
“How do I know if your telling the truth or not?!”
“You have to believe me. The person who killed the President will not stop, and you are the only people who can destroy him.”
“Why us??”
“You will find out soon enough. Get Ant and saesee, and only then will I tell you more. I will be in touch,” He hung up.
“Um…hello?”
M16 slumped on his sofa, and rakced his brains about what he should do now. He began to shake and sweat rapidly, as he was very, very scared. He tried to make himself feel better by saying in his mind that it was all a bunch of lies, but he couldn’t help but feel concerned for the President, and worried about whether it was his duty to find the killer. In the end, M16 decided he ought to call Ant (his brother) and saesee. Then, he would decided what to do.
"What? There must be!" He was starting to loose all hope. "Check again! Please... you have to!"
It was utterly hopeless.
"You're joking! It can't be!!! Do... do you have any Ham & Cheese?"
Domino's had run out of Pepperoni Pizza, Saesee's favourite.
"Ok, thanks for your help. I'll try somewhere else. Ok, ok... bye."
He slumped onto the floor, wondering if...
“W-what happened?” asked YH
M16 jumped out of the bus and gave the old V sign to the driver who crashed into him. It was too late though as he was already speeding down the road.
YH pulled out his mobile and was about to dial for an ambulance but Ant stopped him in his tracks.
“Wait!” shouted Ant. “None of us are injured, we would be wasting the ambulance’s time.
“Your right, Ant” said YH “I will get a taxi instead”
The taxi arrived and dropped each person off home, safe and sound.
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That night, Ant was very worried about M16 because he hasn’t been himself since that horrible incident with that physic Wookiee Monster.
Ant couldn’t help but feel slightly guilty, after all he was the one that let Wookiee in. Although Ant didn’t know it was Wookiee until it was too late, he still didn’t back m16 once the beast used his powers on him.
“Jesus, is that the time? I best get off to sleep” Ant lay there, in the silence. Ant wasn’t used to the silence because he lived on a busy street.
All of a sudden the silence was broken from a window flying open.
Ant pulled his cover over his trembling body and prepared for the worst. Ant’s ears priced up, trying to listen for clues of to what was happening.
After the window has stopped moving in the wind the silence was back.
Ant slowly begun to pull down the bed cover from his face. The cover was just about to come off the face of Ant when there was a howling. Ant pulled the cover back over his head.
Ant thought about how ridicules he was acting.
“I’m like a baby!” Ant said. “It’s only a window for god sake!”
With that Ant pulled off the cover but to his horror, Wookiee greeted him.
Wookiee put his claw like hand over Ants mouth to stop him shouting out in fear.
“Listen up!” Wookiee shouted. “Your brother, M16, is really getting on my nerves. I am going to give you 24 hours to destroy him, before I destroy you”
Wookiee noticed that he was covering up Ants air holes so he took away his hand.
Ant gasped for air.
“W-w-what do you mean destroy?” Ant’s sentence came out very week.
Wookiee glared at Ant. “Don’t play stupid with me boy!” Wookiee shouted. “You are going to kill him!”
Ant shouted, “I can’t kill my brother!”
Wookiee placed his hand over Ants mouth again. “Look here kid, it’s either you kill M16, and you live… or, you fail to kill your brother and you die.
Wookiee began to laugh.
“Don’t forget, 24 hours” said Wookiee.
Before Ant could reply, Wookiee vanished.
Ant pulled his cover over his head and bean to weep himself to sleep.
Ant had to make one of the biggest decisions is his life now, what will he do?
YH sat quietly in the front passenger seat dreaming of future mysteries that the posse would have to solve.
"Can I be the map reader?" YH asked M16.
"What do you mean YH? We all know this city like the back of our hands!" replied Saesee from the back.
"Yes I know that. But I mean in the future when we have to go to solve mysteries in Scotland and stuff."
"Why would we go to solve mysteries in Scotland YH?"
"Well... you know, we have a big crew, we have a van, we have the expertise, people are bound to want us!"
"What do you mean, 'Expertise'?" inquired M16, who was beginning to worry about YH's sanity.
"Well... we can solve crimes and stuff!"
"YH, we haven't solved any crimes ever!" said M16
"Yeah, and we can't even find Tarrant's bleedin' monkey!" Ant put in.
"Yeah but, we only met each other yesterday, and already we've got a bus together!"
"Fair enough, but let's try to establish a reputation before dragging it all the way to Scotland!" replied Ant.
M16 was getting even more worried about YH's stability. He was starting to think mabye he should have let someone else drive or made someone else sit in the seat next to him.
"So, can I be the map reader then?"
"NO you can't be the sodding map reader! OK?" M16's fuse was beginning to blow.
"Why not?" asked a rather disheartened YH.
"Because it's not fair on the others! You can't just declare yourself map reader we should vote on it." M16's patience was really being tried!
"I didn't declare anything! I merely asked! Any way I bet no-one is as good at reading maps as me!"
"THAT'S IT!!!" M16 Slammed the minibus's breaks on.
SCREEEEEEECH!
"YH, GET IN THE BACK! TARRANT OR ANT GET IN THE FRONT. I DON'T CARE WHICH!"
YH turned, rather glumly to open the door. As he stepped out in to the road...
CRUUNCH!!!
A car slammed straight into the back of the bus, sending it about 6 feet forwards.
YH stared, open mouthed, at the back of the bus that he now found himself standing next to. Remarkably unhurt, YH made his way back to the front of the bus were the door still stood open.
"Are you guys alright?"
He then walked back into his office, pleased at his days work. Although, the working day had only just started!!
Pete was organising some papers, when suddenly:
Knock knock
Pete walked over to the door, opened it, and said, "Hi, welcome to Pete Tong's Self Drive, If you want a look a-AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Pete screamed as the man facing him brought out a knife, and shoved it in his stomach.
"AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Pete screamed in tremendous pain.
"Whoever helps them, deserves to die as well," the man said, in a strange, dark voice.
Then, Wookiee pointed his finger at him, and was about to throw him out of the window, when he said to himself," Oh well, I can't be bothered. I think I'll just leave him."
Wookiee flew out of the building, leaving Pete Tong lying on the floor, bllod all over him, screaming in pain.
"Let's not waste any more time! First things first, we need transport. We can't risk being seperated that would leave us too open if Wookie returns! Let's hire a mini bus!"
Ant was next to speak up. "We can go to 'Pete Tong's Self Drive.' It'll be open in 15 minutes."
"What then?" inquired a sleepy M16.
"Then we find my monkey!" answered Tarrant.
As one, the posse stormed out of YH's abode and headed down to PT's SD, neglecting to lock YH's door as they went, neglecting to shut it actually. The local scallies began looting in that cute little way of theirs.
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Pete Tong sat quietly at his desk. He had to have put those keys somewhere, but where?
He needed to open the gates in a little under 5 minutes.
Right, he thought to himself, they have to be in this office some where! I needed them to get in.
On his hands and knees now, scrabbling around in the dust, he could here people talking on the outer side of the gate.
He was starting to wish he'd never given up DJing.
"Mabye I left them in the door again" he said allowed but to himself.
Sure enough there they were, right where he had left them so he wouldn't forget where they were.
Muttering to himself as he went, he started making his way over to the gate.
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"What's the delay? He should've been open 10 minutes ago.
"Stop complaining M16, it won't make him open any sooner!"
Ant was getting a bit sick of complaints.
"Mabye we should go somewhere else!" said an impatient Tarrant.
"Hush everyone. I think he's coming."
Ant watched as the old DJ fumbled through his large set of keys trying to find the one that would allow his prespective customers through.
At last the doors opened up. Tarrant pushed through the crowd. "OK guys, I'll handle this."
YH rolled his eyes, Tarrant's hard man act was growing tiresome and he knew for a fact that Tarrant had little to no bartering technique.
"Listen up Mr DJ!" began Tarrant, "We need a mini bus to seat all of us and we need it fast!"
"How many of you are there?" asked a rather scared looking Pete Tong.
"Erm.... not sure. I could check back through the story for you if you like?" offered Tarrant.
"That would be most helpful" a rather more comfortable Pete Tong replied.
YH had seen enough "Out of the way Tarrant. Look Pete just give us a 'D37 turbo charged 'Soup-Bus'."
"Right away Your Honour!" The DJ surried off, again searching through his keys as he went.
"So that's what it stands for!"
"Quite a hard secret to keep, though, don't you think?" M16 asked.
"Yeah, and I think many people are suspicious of something. But, we're not to worry about. According to Zita, we are the only people who can find, and destroy Wookiee forever."
"But what is Wookiee's mission?? Why is he doing all this?? I mean, why kill Pagey as well??" saesee asked, still a little unsure of the situation.
"Well, Pagey was damn annoying, so I can see why he did that."
The others nooded in agreement.
"But why kill so many others?? That is the question. But anyway, our mission, is to stop him."
"But how though?? I mean, he can seemingly become invisible, he can fly, he has huge amounts of power, physically and mentally! How do we kill him?" time_warp pondered.
"Again, I don't know. Perhaps Zita will tell us. Hopefully."
Tarrant then said, "What about Eduardo?? Where is he?!!?"
"Okay, so perhaps the first thing to do is find him. You understand him, right?"
"Yes," Tarrant said with absolute certainty.
"Okay, you can ask him what happened at the hospital."
"Sounds good. But where do we look??"
"Well, we sh-"
Knock knock.
Ant was cut off by the knocking at the door.
They all stared at eachother. Ant creeped up to the window, and looked outside. It was just a salesman.
Ant breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't worry, just a salesman. I'll get rid of him."
Ant opened the door, "Look, could you jus-AAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
Suddenly, Ant was flew backwards through the air, and smashed into YH.
The others leapt up, and saw a shimmering in the doorway. Then, the shimmering seemed to move towards them.
Wookiee then turned off his cloaking ability, and stared straight at M16.
Then, Wookiee laughed, and pointed his finger at M16. M16 was lifted up into the air, and seemingly flew outside.
Wookiee lifted his finger higher and higher, until M16 was way up with the birds.
Then Wookiee dropped his finger, and M16 fell. The others were too scared to move.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" M16 cried as he fell.
M16 was inches from the floor when Wookiee lifted up his finger again. M16 stopped, inches from the floor.
M16 was crying, and shaking all over.
Wookiee then sneered, and let him fall safely to the dusty pavement.
Wookiee then said in his low, menacing voice, "That is just a fraction of my power. I warn you, try to kill me, and you will, be seen to."
Wookiee then turned on his cloaking ability, and flew off, leaving the posse in a state of shock.
Sleeping in YH's front garden had not done too much for his health. Tarrant stood up and brushed the filth, he had managed to accumulate through the night, off his coat.
Tarrant opened his wallet. £4.63. If he was going to make it through today he was going to need tea and milk. He took the short walk to the local newsagent and purchased the much needed goods.
Tarrant returned to YH's house, his head filled with thoughts off his missing primate. He knocked on the door.
After a short wait, made longer by Tarrants impatient nature, Ant came to the door.
"Mornin' Tarrant"
"Good morning Anthony. I trust the rest of you slept well."
"Yeah. Sorry about the lack of space, it's YH's small abode don't blame me."
"Is everyone awake? I brought tea."
"They're all up. YH! PUT THE KETTLE ON!" Ant yelled back through the house.
Tarrant strolled through to the lounge where everyone had gathered. He threw the tea and milk to an eager YH who was standing at the kitchen door.
"So then" Tarrant began. "Would anyone like to summarise? What's happened? Where do we stand? What do we do next? and more importantly, how do we find my monkey?"
"Time to die," he sneered.
Wookie swung his clawed hand at Eduardo's head. Eduardo ducked, but Wookie's sharp claws still managed to graze his his head. Eduardo yelled in pain, and ran off down the street.
Wookiee though, could easily match Eduardo's pace, especially in the air. Wookie turned on his cloaking ability, and landed right in front of Eduardo.
Unfortunately, Wookie hadn't thought about this move much, and Eduardo (who couldn't see him), ran straight into him.
They both fell back, dazed.
Eduardo noticed a toy shop to his right, and he ran into it, and closed the door. He then leant on the door, hoping he would be able to keep Wookiee out.
Knock knock. SMASH!!
Wookiee knocked on the door, and then smashed straight through it, sending shards of glass everywhere.
"AHHHHHHH!!" Customers in the store screamed, and ran out. One little boy was too scared to run, and just as Wookiee was about to deal with him as well, Eduardo jumped onto him, and clawed at his eyes.
"ARRRRGGGGHHH!!" Wookiee screamed in pain, as he flailed his arms, trying to get Eduardo off.
Wookiee then had an idea. He fell back onto his back, slamming all his weight onto Eduardo's little body.
Eduardo was badly winded, and couldn't move.
Wookiee advanced on him, "you will be seen to," he said menacingly.
WHAM! Wookiee fell to the floor, unconscious.
Eduardo looked up, and standing there, was the little boy Eduardo had saved earlier, holding a very big model car.
Eduardo nodded his thanks, and ran out of the door.
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Wookiee woke up, and looked around. Nobody.
He got up, seething with anger.
"I will find you, Eduardo. And when I do, you will, be seen to," he growled.
Wookiee turned on his cloaking ability, and flew out of the ruined toy store.
"You're not comin' in 'ere sunshine!" he said. The monkey looked at him, puzzled.
"Don't look at me like that! This is no time in the story to be goin' on a bender now is it?"
The monkey shrugged.
"And besides all that you're a bleedin' monkey!"
Eduardo returned to the cold sreets, hurt by the prjudiced stereotypical bouncer. Dragging his monkey heels/palms, he rounded the corner of Tarrant's street.
The monkey stopped outside his house and reached into his pocket for his key. He could tell from the outside Tarrant was not in.
He suddenly realised that all of his getup was stolen from various shops and hospitals, his keys nor wallet were any where to ne found.
Eduardo thought hard to himself. His key could be back at the hospital or it could be on the ground outside Ant's house! Where to go? He thought to himself.
Where's Tarrant?!?
Just then....
“You have another two weeks to finish off that blasted President’s wife. As you may well know, there are a little crew who is trying to capture you, I want you to scare the living day lights out of them. Play around with them for a bit. How you do it is up to you!”
With a flash of the light, Grix’s burning flames disappeared and you could now see the, what some people would call, a monster from hell. His face was half human, half monster with a massive body. It wasn’t a normal body, something that no man could describe. You have to witness the sheer ugly brutal beast, to understand what it looks like.
Grix looked into Wookiee’s eyes. “I’m relying on you Wookiee, don’t let me down. This is just one, of so many tasks I want you to do for me. If you fail this, there will be big trouble!”
Wookiee flies out of the cave thinking to himself who he wants to kill next.
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Wookiee hovers over America’s big cities. Wookiee spots someone he doesn’t like the look off so he darts down and grabs that somebody by the neck and lifts him into the air.
“I know who you are, but you don’t know me!” demands Wookiee.
Wookiee draws his left hand back and with a click of his claws, the person disappears. Wookiee cries out in laughter and flies off into the darkness.