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President New Jimmy was lying in bed, trying to sleep. Thoughts troubled him, and he tossed and turned, unable to calm himself.
The Chinese were annoying him, and he was so busy that he never had time for his family.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. President New Jimmy called, “Come in.”
No one entered. “Come in!” The President said, annoyed.
Nothing.
Then, the knocking came again. The President slowly got up, put on his dressing gown, and catiously walked over to the door.
Slowly, he turned the handle, and peered outside. Nothing. There was no one there.
The President shut the door. He was just getting back into bed when there was another knock at the door.
President New Jimmy was very annoyed. He walked straight up to the door, opened it, and marched outside.
“Look, whoever’s playing pranks, it’s not funny. I’m the President, you will respect me!”
New Jimmy walked back into his room, and slammed the door shut. As he was getting back into bed, he realized something. There were no guards outside his door. That was very strange, as President New Jimmy demanded guards outside his door.
New Jimmy looked around his room, worried. Nothing. The President decided he was being silly, and he got back into bed.
He closed his eyes.
He opened them again. Suddenly, a hand was clamped over his mouth. The President looked up, and saw……well, he had no idea what he saw.
This…..thing, stared into New Jimmy’s eyes, and said in a low, deadly voice, “See you in Hell,”
Then, it pointed it’s finger at President New Jimmy, and strange beams emitted from it. These beams flew straight at the President, and New Jimmy began to shake. New Jimmy was in tremendous pain, and he would have been screaming if a hand hadn’t been clamped over his mouth.
The President’s eyes rolled back into his head, and this…thing, let Jimmy out of his grasp.
The President fell to the floor, dead.
This monster left a note on the body of the President.
It said, “You’ve been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster.”
_________________________ ___________________________________
The phone rang. M16 picked it up.
“Hello, who is it please?”
“Greetings. You don’t know me but I know everything about you,”
“Is this a prank call? If it is, then it’s a crap one,”
“Listen, you have to believe me, I am letting you know that there has been an incedent involving President New Jimmy. He has been murdered.”
“How can this be?? I’m sure that if the President was dead, it would have been all over the news!”
“Just listen. You, your brother, and your associate, are the only people who can find the man who killed him.
“How would you know? You mean, you can see into the future?”
That is not your business, but you will find out soon enough.”
“How do I know if your telling the truth or not?!”
“You have to believe me. The person who killed the President will not stop, and you are the only people who can destroy him.”
“Why us??”
“You will find out soon enough. Get Ant and saesee, and only then will I tell you more. I will be in touch,” He hung up.
“Um…hello?”
M16 slumped on his sofa, and rakced his brains about what he should do now. He began to shake and sweat rapidly, as he was very, very scared. He tried to make himself feel better by saying in his mind that it was all a bunch of lies, but he couldn’t help but feel concerned for the President, and worried about whether it was his duty to find the killer. In the end, M16 decided he ought to call Ant (his brother) and saesee. Then, he would decided what to do.
The Chinese were annoying him, and he was so busy that he never had time for his family.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. President New Jimmy called, “Come in.”
No one entered. “Come in!” The President said, annoyed.
Nothing.
Then, the knocking came again. The President slowly got up, put on his dressing gown, and catiously walked over to the door.
Slowly, he turned the handle, and peered outside. Nothing. There was no one there.
The President shut the door. He was just getting back into bed when there was another knock at the door.
President New Jimmy was very annoyed. He walked straight up to the door, opened it, and marched outside.
“Look, whoever’s playing pranks, it’s not funny. I’m the President, you will respect me!”
New Jimmy walked back into his room, and slammed the door shut. As he was getting back into bed, he realized something. There were no guards outside his door. That was very strange, as President New Jimmy demanded guards outside his door.
New Jimmy looked around his room, worried. Nothing. The President decided he was being silly, and he got back into bed.
He closed his eyes.
He opened them again. Suddenly, a hand was clamped over his mouth. The President looked up, and saw……well, he had no idea what he saw.
This…..thing, stared into New Jimmy’s eyes, and said in a low, deadly voice, “See you in Hell,”
Then, it pointed it’s finger at President New Jimmy, and strange beams emitted from it. These beams flew straight at the President, and New Jimmy began to shake. New Jimmy was in tremendous pain, and he would have been screaming if a hand hadn’t been clamped over his mouth.
The President’s eyes rolled back into his head, and this…thing, let Jimmy out of his grasp.
The President fell to the floor, dead.
This monster left a note on the body of the President.
It said, “You’ve been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster.”
_________________________ ___________________________________
The phone rang. M16 picked it up.
“Hello, who is it please?”
“Greetings. You don’t know me but I know everything about you,”
“Is this a prank call? If it is, then it’s a crap one,”
“Listen, you have to believe me, I am letting you know that there has been an incedent involving President New Jimmy. He has been murdered.”
“How can this be?? I’m sure that if the President was dead, it would have been all over the news!”
“Just listen. You, your brother, and your associate, are the only people who can find the man who killed him.
“How would you know? You mean, you can see into the future?”
That is not your business, but you will find out soon enough.”
“How do I know if your telling the truth or not?!”
“You have to believe me. The person who killed the President will not stop, and you are the only people who can destroy him.”
“Why us??”
“You will find out soon enough. Get Ant and saesee, and only then will I tell you more. I will be in touch,” He hung up.
“Um…hello?”
M16 slumped on his sofa, and rakced his brains about what he should do now. He began to shake and sweat rapidly, as he was very, very scared. He tried to make himself feel better by saying in his mind that it was all a bunch of lies, but he couldn’t help but feel concerned for the President, and worried about whether it was his duty to find the killer. In the end, M16 decided he ought to call Ant (his brother) and saesee. Then, he would decided what to do.
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Rf still trying to take so much into a small brain
sits down and lets the others question zita who starts to explain...
sits down and lets the others question zita who starts to explain...
"RF, you scared the s**t out of me, where've you been?
We've not seen you in 71 posts!" said YH.
"Where've I been? Erm.. I don't know if I should tell you."
"Oh, go on."
"Well, I shouldn't really... but..."
"Come on come on, out with it!"
"Ok, this goes no further got it?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Well a few days ago the president got killed, they've tried to keep it out of the papers that's why you won't have heard anything about..."
"Yes yes, we all know about that." Put in Ant.
"You ALL know? Hmm security is a bit pants these days."
"Not only do we know but we're on the case!" said M16.
"Officially?" inquired RF.
"That's right!" replied M16.
"Ahh, well that's not entirely true!" said Zita.
The whole group, except RF who was coming to terms with rather a lot of other things already, stared at Zita.
"What did you say?" asked Tarrrant.
We've not seen you in 71 posts!" said YH.
"Where've I been? Erm.. I don't know if I should tell you."
"Oh, go on."
"Well, I shouldn't really... but..."
"Come on come on, out with it!"
"Ok, this goes no further got it?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Well a few days ago the president got killed, they've tried to keep it out of the papers that's why you won't have heard anything about..."
"Yes yes, we all know about that." Put in Ant.
"You ALL know? Hmm security is a bit pants these days."
"Not only do we know but we're on the case!" said M16.
"Officially?" inquired RF.
"That's right!" replied M16.
"Ahh, well that's not entirely true!" said Zita.
The whole group, except RF who was coming to terms with rather a lot of other things already, stared at Zita.
"What did you say?" asked Tarrrant.
then as the group finally sat down there was another knock at the door
Yh got up to answer it he opened the door...
no one was there so he sat down again
and there was another knock at the door...
by now they were getting scared it could be the thing coming after them he opened the door and nearly had a heart attack as RF jumped out and went BOOOO
Yh got up to answer it he opened the door...
no one was there so he sat down again
and there was another knock at the door...
by now they were getting scared it could be the thing coming after them he opened the door and nearly had a heart attack as RF jumped out and went BOOOO
I am the Tarrant wrote:
> *Did M16 read the last post? Our survey suggests not!!!
But still I
> suppose people should be allowed to post what they want to
> post*
*M16 pleeds guilty*
"You are sentanced for 100 years" decalres Tarrant. "Do you have any thing to say?"
"Yes, i do. I have been really busy, therfor had no time to read the story so far".
*Tarrant feels sorry for M16*
"Okay, just let this be a lesson to you" shouts Tarrant.
> *Did M16 read the last post? Our survey suggests not!!!
But still I
> suppose people should be allowed to post what they want to
> post*
*M16 pleeds guilty*
"You are sentanced for 100 years" decalres Tarrant. "Do you have any thing to say?"
"Yes, i do. I have been really busy, therfor had no time to read the story so far".
*Tarrant feels sorry for M16*
"Okay, just let this be a lesson to you" shouts Tarrant.
*Did M16 read the last post? Our survey suggests not!!!
But still I suppose people should be allowed to post what they want to post*
M16 awoke with a start.
"Wha... ? Where am I? Whats going on?"
Ant replied.
"You nodded off for a moment there, we're just sitting around waiting for the others to get back with the beer so we can contact Pete Tong. I don't suppose he contacted you in the 30 seconds you were asleep?
Your move monkey!"
Ant returned to the game of draughts he and Eduardo had just begun. M16 couldn't remember them having set up the game and was wondering if it was possible to convince a monkey that didn't speak to anyone but its owner to have a game of draughts and then set up the game and start playing in 30 seconds. Perhaps Ant's watch was wrong. Either way it was entirely erelevant.
"No, he didn't contact me. I was dreaming that Wookie had kidnapped Zita. But she's gone with the guys so it's highly unlikely that she has been and even if she has, the chances of my knowing that are virtually nil!"
"Good point M16! If you're tired go back to sleep, but this time try to contact/be contacted by, Pete Tong!"
"Hmm, well if I drop off I'll do my best. But I think I'll just wait for Tarrant, YH, Zita and Saesee to come back with the beer!"
-------- --------- --------
Tarrant,YH, Zita and saesee approached YH's front door, their hands full of beer (in bottles in bags you understand. Not just on its own).
Zita was very much with the group and therefore not in the hands of one "Wookiee Monster". Despite M16's, crazy and very much dreampt, thoughts.
But still I suppose people should be allowed to post what they want to post*
M16 awoke with a start.
"Wha... ? Where am I? Whats going on?"
Ant replied.
"You nodded off for a moment there, we're just sitting around waiting for the others to get back with the beer so we can contact Pete Tong. I don't suppose he contacted you in the 30 seconds you were asleep?
Your move monkey!"
Ant returned to the game of draughts he and Eduardo had just begun. M16 couldn't remember them having set up the game and was wondering if it was possible to convince a monkey that didn't speak to anyone but its owner to have a game of draughts and then set up the game and start playing in 30 seconds. Perhaps Ant's watch was wrong. Either way it was entirely erelevant.
"No, he didn't contact me. I was dreaming that Wookie had kidnapped Zita. But she's gone with the guys so it's highly unlikely that she has been and even if she has, the chances of my knowing that are virtually nil!"
"Good point M16! If you're tired go back to sleep, but this time try to contact/be contacted by, Pete Tong!"
"Hmm, well if I drop off I'll do my best. But I think I'll just wait for Tarrant, YH, Zita and Saesee to come back with the beer!"
-------- --------- --------
Tarrant,YH, Zita and saesee approached YH's front door, their hands full of beer (in bottles in bags you understand. Not just on its own).
Zita was very much with the group and therefore not in the hands of one "Wookiee Monster". Despite M16's, crazy and very much dreampt, thoughts.
Meanwhile, M16 had some terrible news to tell the group.
Zita has been captured by the Wookiee.
What will the group do to save her?
Zita has been captured by the Wookiee.
What will the group do to save her?
The group, now accompanied by both Zita and Eduardo, sat round in a circle. All the preparations for the seance had been set, leaving the final stages of relaxing and joining hands.
All was silent. The groups hands rose and joined together as one. Then ... a voice.
"Tarrant, I'm not holding hands with your stinkin' monkey"
Tarrant opened his eyes and then cast them toward Ant, who was responsible for breaking the silence.
"Could you not have said something sooner?" inquired Tarrant.
"Well, I could have done but I didn't want to cause any offence. To tell the truth I wasn't that bothered, it's just his hands you see?"
"What about them?"
"They feel all weird."
"Can't you just..."
Tarrant was cut off by Eduardo getting to his feet and walking away from the circle.
"Look what you've done now!"
Tarrant got to his feet and went over to Eduardo. It looked like they were talking it out but Ant was not so convinced.
Troubled by this Ant, quietly so's not to offend Tarrant, quizzed YH about it.
"Psst. YH."
"What" replied YH, following Ant's lead and keeping his voice hushed.
"Can Tarrant really understand that.. thing, or is he a bit.. you know?" Ant was making faces like a crazy person.
"Look" said YH "I don't know for certain, but I trust Tarrant and besides what other reason has he given us to think he's unstable?"
YH's mind inadvertantly cast itself back to the occasion when Tarrant thieved his mobile and wallet then blamed it on lack of medication.
"Fair enough then, I'll trust the monkey!" Ant said.
YH just smiled his best fake smile and went back to gazing at Zita. She looked all moist and out of breath due to the intensity of what they were about to do.
YH's mind wandered.
Tarrant rejoined the group and informed them that Eduardo would not be re-joining them and instead would sit in the corner quietly planning the changes to his and Tarrant's garden back home.
Accepting this the group got back to holding hands, YH had some how managed to slyly move himself round to the seat next to Zita, he was also trying to warn off saesee using the power of his mind.
Insence burning and in absolute silence the gang tried to drift, as one, toward a place were they could be linked directly with the spirit world.
M16 could feel the air in the room change, his breathing altered slightly. Before long he could start to hear others breathing change.
Tarrant could feel it too. His was the first to join M16's breathing pattern, then Tarrant felt saesee join them then Zita. Pretty soon they were all breathing as one.
As the darkness began to flow into them, the unity became apparent. First of one breath, then of one mind, then one body.
It felt to all as if there souls were starting to merge. They were becoming a giant and powerful spiritual mass.
A small pop echoed through the silent air, something felt different. Tarrant began to wonder if there spiritual energy had drifted to the under world.
He opened his eyes into darkness. M16 also opened his eyes. At the same moment, despite the darkness, they could all feel each others eyes upon one another.
Then, again, came a voice. This time it was not Ant who spoke....
"Sod this for a game of tennis, I don't even feel sleepy! Anyone up for gettin' pi$$ed instead? Surely all we have to do is pass out!"
YH stood up from the group followed by Tarrant.
"Darn bulbs blown again." muttered YH.
"It's alright" said Tarrant "they sell 'em down the offie!"
----------- ---------- ----------
Once again it was Tarrant and YH, this time accompanied by saesee and Zita, who went to the off lisence.
YH was sure that they would be in contact with the 'spirit world' in no time!
All was silent. The groups hands rose and joined together as one. Then ... a voice.
"Tarrant, I'm not holding hands with your stinkin' monkey"
Tarrant opened his eyes and then cast them toward Ant, who was responsible for breaking the silence.
"Could you not have said something sooner?" inquired Tarrant.
"Well, I could have done but I didn't want to cause any offence. To tell the truth I wasn't that bothered, it's just his hands you see?"
"What about them?"
"They feel all weird."
"Can't you just..."
Tarrant was cut off by Eduardo getting to his feet and walking away from the circle.
"Look what you've done now!"
Tarrant got to his feet and went over to Eduardo. It looked like they were talking it out but Ant was not so convinced.
Troubled by this Ant, quietly so's not to offend Tarrant, quizzed YH about it.
"Psst. YH."
"What" replied YH, following Ant's lead and keeping his voice hushed.
"Can Tarrant really understand that.. thing, or is he a bit.. you know?" Ant was making faces like a crazy person.
"Look" said YH "I don't know for certain, but I trust Tarrant and besides what other reason has he given us to think he's unstable?"
YH's mind inadvertantly cast itself back to the occasion when Tarrant thieved his mobile and wallet then blamed it on lack of medication.
"Fair enough then, I'll trust the monkey!" Ant said.
YH just smiled his best fake smile and went back to gazing at Zita. She looked all moist and out of breath due to the intensity of what they were about to do.
YH's mind wandered.
Tarrant rejoined the group and informed them that Eduardo would not be re-joining them and instead would sit in the corner quietly planning the changes to his and Tarrant's garden back home.
Accepting this the group got back to holding hands, YH had some how managed to slyly move himself round to the seat next to Zita, he was also trying to warn off saesee using the power of his mind.
Insence burning and in absolute silence the gang tried to drift, as one, toward a place were they could be linked directly with the spirit world.
M16 could feel the air in the room change, his breathing altered slightly. Before long he could start to hear others breathing change.
Tarrant could feel it too. His was the first to join M16's breathing pattern, then Tarrant felt saesee join them then Zita. Pretty soon they were all breathing as one.
As the darkness began to flow into them, the unity became apparent. First of one breath, then of one mind, then one body.
It felt to all as if there souls were starting to merge. They were becoming a giant and powerful spiritual mass.
A small pop echoed through the silent air, something felt different. Tarrant began to wonder if there spiritual energy had drifted to the under world.
He opened his eyes into darkness. M16 also opened his eyes. At the same moment, despite the darkness, they could all feel each others eyes upon one another.
Then, again, came a voice. This time it was not Ant who spoke....
"Sod this for a game of tennis, I don't even feel sleepy! Anyone up for gettin' pi$$ed instead? Surely all we have to do is pass out!"
YH stood up from the group followed by Tarrant.
"Darn bulbs blown again." muttered YH.
"It's alright" said Tarrant "they sell 'em down the offie!"
----------- ---------- ----------
Once again it was Tarrant and YH, this time accompanied by saesee and Zita, who went to the off lisence.
YH was sure that they would be in contact with the 'spirit world' in no time!
Everyone ignored tha spelling mistakes as they knew the author had just got in.
The author had been out on the pi$$.
The author had been out on the pi$$.
Everyone arrived back at YH's house, it was about 8pm.
"I'll go first" Said Tarrant. Everyone agreed.
"I left your house YH by jumping from 6 stories up, somehow i managed to land on mr feet so i went back to my house where i found Eduardo".
"Ok, so what happeed next?" Asked TW.
"I founf Eduardo, we had a cup of tea and we came here, why?"
"No reason." Continued TW.
"Zita, tell us what you know." Said Tarrant."
"Well, all I know is that the Wookiee Monster is trying to cause chaos by killing anyone he see's. It appears to he working as well!"
Everyone considered this before the seance (sp?) took place
"I'll go first" Said Tarrant. Everyone agreed.
"I left your house YH by jumping from 6 stories up, somehow i managed to land on mr feet so i went back to my house where i found Eduardo".
"Ok, so what happeed next?" Asked TW.
"I founf Eduardo, we had a cup of tea and we came here, why?"
"No reason." Continued TW.
"Zita, tell us what you know." Said Tarrant."
"Well, all I know is that the Wookiee Monster is trying to cause chaos by killing anyone he see's. It appears to he working as well!"
Everyone considered this before the seance (sp?) took place
Ant sat up. He looked a little dazed. He looked around as if he was unsure of his surroundings.
"W-w-where am i?" He managed to stutter.
"It's Ok mate, your at YH's house."
"How did i get here?"
"You came in through the door, like everyone el-" Said YH.
"I don't think he quite meant it like that YH." Interrupted TW,who had managed to get out of the airing cupboard and had wandered downstairs.
"Look, ive got a master plan" said YH. "Lets go off in groups and find Tarrant. Then meet back here this evening. We can all tell everyone what happened, hell, it may make it understandable for the reader then. Once we've done that, we'll have a seance, speak with Peter Tong, and find out how to kill Wookiee."
"Sorted."
"W-w-where am i?" He managed to stutter.
"It's Ok mate, your at YH's house."
"How did i get here?"
"You came in through the door, like everyone el-" Said YH.
"I don't think he quite meant it like that YH." Interrupted TW,who had managed to get out of the airing cupboard and had wandered downstairs.
"Look, ive got a master plan" said YH. "Lets go off in groups and find Tarrant. Then meet back here this evening. We can all tell everyone what happened, hell, it may make it understandable for the reader then. Once we've done that, we'll have a seance, speak with Peter Tong, and find out how to kill Wookiee."
"Sorted."
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