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President New Jimmy was lying in bed, trying to sleep. Thoughts troubled him, and he tossed and turned, unable to calm himself.
The Chinese were annoying him, and he was so busy that he never had time for his family.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. President New Jimmy called, “Come in.”
No one entered. “Come in!” The President said, annoyed.
Nothing.
Then, the knocking came again. The President slowly got up, put on his dressing gown, and catiously walked over to the door.
Slowly, he turned the handle, and peered outside. Nothing. There was no one there.
The President shut the door. He was just getting back into bed when there was another knock at the door.
President New Jimmy was very annoyed. He walked straight up to the door, opened it, and marched outside.
“Look, whoever’s playing pranks, it’s not funny. I’m the President, you will respect me!”
New Jimmy walked back into his room, and slammed the door shut. As he was getting back into bed, he realized something. There were no guards outside his door. That was very strange, as President New Jimmy demanded guards outside his door.
New Jimmy looked around his room, worried. Nothing. The President decided he was being silly, and he got back into bed.
He closed his eyes.
He opened them again. Suddenly, a hand was clamped over his mouth. The President looked up, and saw……well, he had no idea what he saw.
This…..thing, stared into New Jimmy’s eyes, and said in a low, deadly voice, “See you in Hell,”
Then, it pointed it’s finger at President New Jimmy, and strange beams emitted from it. These beams flew straight at the President, and New Jimmy began to shake. New Jimmy was in tremendous pain, and he would have been screaming if a hand hadn’t been clamped over his mouth.
The President’s eyes rolled back into his head, and this…thing, let Jimmy out of his grasp.
The President fell to the floor, dead.
This monster left a note on the body of the President.
It said, “You’ve been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster.”
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The phone rang. M16 picked it up.
“Hello, who is it please?”
“Greetings. You don’t know me but I know everything about you,”
“Is this a prank call? If it is, then it’s a crap one,”
“Listen, you have to believe me, I am letting you know that there has been an incedent involving President New Jimmy. He has been murdered.”
“How can this be?? I’m sure that if the President was dead, it would have been all over the news!”
“Just listen. You, your brother, and your associate, are the only people who can find the man who killed him.
“How would you know? You mean, you can see into the future?”
That is not your business, but you will find out soon enough.”
“How do I know if your telling the truth or not?!”
“You have to believe me. The person who killed the President will not stop, and you are the only people who can destroy him.”
“Why us??”
“You will find out soon enough. Get Ant and saesee, and only then will I tell you more. I will be in touch,” He hung up.
“Um…hello?”
M16 slumped on his sofa, and rakced his brains about what he should do now. He began to shake and sweat rapidly, as he was very, very scared. He tried to make himself feel better by saying in his mind that it was all a bunch of lies, but he couldn’t help but feel concerned for the President, and worried about whether it was his duty to find the killer. In the end, M16 decided he ought to call Ant (his brother) and saesee. Then, he would decided what to do.
The Chinese were annoying him, and he was so busy that he never had time for his family.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. President New Jimmy called, “Come in.”
No one entered. “Come in!” The President said, annoyed.
Nothing.
Then, the knocking came again. The President slowly got up, put on his dressing gown, and catiously walked over to the door.
Slowly, he turned the handle, and peered outside. Nothing. There was no one there.
The President shut the door. He was just getting back into bed when there was another knock at the door.
President New Jimmy was very annoyed. He walked straight up to the door, opened it, and marched outside.
“Look, whoever’s playing pranks, it’s not funny. I’m the President, you will respect me!”
New Jimmy walked back into his room, and slammed the door shut. As he was getting back into bed, he realized something. There were no guards outside his door. That was very strange, as President New Jimmy demanded guards outside his door.
New Jimmy looked around his room, worried. Nothing. The President decided he was being silly, and he got back into bed.
He closed his eyes.
He opened them again. Suddenly, a hand was clamped over his mouth. The President looked up, and saw……well, he had no idea what he saw.
This…..thing, stared into New Jimmy’s eyes, and said in a low, deadly voice, “See you in Hell,”
Then, it pointed it’s finger at President New Jimmy, and strange beams emitted from it. These beams flew straight at the President, and New Jimmy began to shake. New Jimmy was in tremendous pain, and he would have been screaming if a hand hadn’t been clamped over his mouth.
The President’s eyes rolled back into his head, and this…thing, let Jimmy out of his grasp.
The President fell to the floor, dead.
This monster left a note on the body of the President.
It said, “You’ve been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster.”
_________________________ ___________________________________
The phone rang. M16 picked it up.
“Hello, who is it please?”
“Greetings. You don’t know me but I know everything about you,”
“Is this a prank call? If it is, then it’s a crap one,”
“Listen, you have to believe me, I am letting you know that there has been an incedent involving President New Jimmy. He has been murdered.”
“How can this be?? I’m sure that if the President was dead, it would have been all over the news!”
“Just listen. You, your brother, and your associate, are the only people who can find the man who killed him.
“How would you know? You mean, you can see into the future?”
That is not your business, but you will find out soon enough.”
“How do I know if your telling the truth or not?!”
“You have to believe me. The person who killed the President will not stop, and you are the only people who can destroy him.”
“Why us??”
“You will find out soon enough. Get Ant and saesee, and only then will I tell you more. I will be in touch,” He hung up.
“Um…hello?”
M16 slumped on his sofa, and rakced his brains about what he should do now. He began to shake and sweat rapidly, as he was very, very scared. He tried to make himself feel better by saying in his mind that it was all a bunch of lies, but he couldn’t help but feel concerned for the President, and worried about whether it was his duty to find the killer. In the end, M16 decided he ought to call Ant (his brother) and saesee. Then, he would decided what to do.
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meanwhile the force of the blast had knocked out kid rock and when he woke up he was in a room with a woman leaning of him.
"Am i in heaven" he asked
the woman laughed which made KR feel a little un easy
"no dear your in hospital" he felt a wave of relief until saw the hospitals name which he couldnt work out because of his eyes hurting
mean while the group heard about the accident and raced to find KR when the entrance to the hospital was block but it had a sign which said "MENTAL HOSPITAL you are not safe to step close please move away"
They all thought the same thing "we have got to get him out fast" but the small print under neath made them a bit nervous it said"booby traps everywhere come if you dere"
"Am i in heaven" he asked
the woman laughed which made KR feel a little un easy
"no dear your in hospital" he felt a wave of relief until saw the hospitals name which he couldnt work out because of his eyes hurting
mean while the group heard about the accident and raced to find KR when the entrance to the hospital was block but it had a sign which said "MENTAL HOSPITAL you are not safe to step close please move away"
They all thought the same thing "we have got to get him out fast" but the small print under neath made them a bit nervous it said"booby traps everywhere come if you dere"
The concoction was ready.
Wookiee pulled a huge boulder across the cave, revealing a huge hole. Wookiee then got the mixture, and poured it into the hole.
He pulled the boulder back over it, and said timidly, "Master. It is ready."
Grix actually smiled. "Wookiee-ever since I took this non-phyiscal form, you have served me well. Thank you for that. If I don't come through the battle with ssxpro alive, I hope you will carry on my legacy."
Wookiee knelt down, "Of course Master. Thank you."
Grix disappeared, and Wookie knew it was time.
Wookiee stood by the boulder, and began to chant. "You're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing any more!!" Wookiee suddenly realised he had the wrong chant.
He started again, "HI-DEWE CHOUCHA, KILCE MES DOUVIER!!" He repeated this around 10 times, until the whole cave suddenly began to brighten.
Wookiee ran to the end of the cave. BOOM!!! The boulder was smashed into tiny pieces, and fire screamed out of the hole.
The fire died down, and the crashing of huge footsteps was heard.
A huge shadow over came Wookiee. He gulped, and looked up.
Wookiee pulled a huge boulder across the cave, revealing a huge hole. Wookiee then got the mixture, and poured it into the hole.
He pulled the boulder back over it, and said timidly, "Master. It is ready."
Grix actually smiled. "Wookiee-ever since I took this non-phyiscal form, you have served me well. Thank you for that. If I don't come through the battle with ssxpro alive, I hope you will carry on my legacy."
Wookiee knelt down, "Of course Master. Thank you."
Grix disappeared, and Wookie knew it was time.
Wookiee stood by the boulder, and began to chant. "You're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing any more!!" Wookiee suddenly realised he had the wrong chant.
He started again, "HI-DEWE CHOUCHA, KILCE MES DOUVIER!!" He repeated this around 10 times, until the whole cave suddenly began to brighten.
Wookiee ran to the end of the cave. BOOM!!! The boulder was smashed into tiny pieces, and fire screamed out of the hole.
The fire died down, and the crashing of huge footsteps was heard.
A huge shadow over came Wookiee. He gulped, and looked up.
Then Kid rock remember
"damn" he said to himself then remembered that he was talking to himself
he had forgotten to buy Red Faction which came out yesterday so he ran straight into the shops and then as he was reading the manual of Red Faction which is a strange thing indeed, when he noticed a thing flying high in the sky circling around
"Found him" shouted the wookie monster
as Kid Rock ran for his life he noticed a black harley davidson parked with its keys in the ignition
"strange" thought kid rock why would some one leave their harley davidson running with the keys in the ignition
He thought it must of been a sign so he hopped on and looked around to see the wookie monster flying straight towards him
so Kid rock got on the bike and sped away with wookie monster right behind him....
"damn" he said to himself then remembered that he was talking to himself
he had forgotten to buy Red Faction which came out yesterday so he ran straight into the shops and then as he was reading the manual of Red Faction which is a strange thing indeed, when he noticed a thing flying high in the sky circling around
"Found him" shouted the wookie monster
as Kid Rock ran for his life he noticed a black harley davidson parked with its keys in the ignition
"strange" thought kid rock why would some one leave their harley davidson running with the keys in the ignition
He thought it must of been a sign so he hopped on and looked around to see the wookie monster flying straight towards him
so Kid rock got on the bike and sped away with wookie monster right behind him....
indeed
meanwhile Kid rock was beginning to get his senses back and began to understand all that needed to be understood
he thought it was time to track down the person behind this and he was starting right now...
else where wookie monster was flying round trying to find Kid Rock but there was still know sign of him
he thought it was time to track down the person behind this and he was starting right now...
else where wookie monster was flying round trying to find Kid Rock but there was still know sign of him
Wookiee had been flying around the city for hours now. He was exceedingly tired but the thought of angering his master, Grix, kept his adrenalin high thus enabling him to press on.
He had almost collected everything he would need in order to bring forth his masters physical form. He just needed one more thing, a human sacrifice.
Touching down near the Depole offices, Wookiee knew that in order to find a Sacrifice that would not really be missed, the place to start was with people who had recently changed their name. Name changers were almost always peolple who were running away from something or people in hiding.
After forcing his way into the neccessary office he scanned down the list of names, to the bottom where the most recent change would be.
Taking out his notebook and pen he jotted down the names 'Red Faction' and 'Kid Rock'!
Then he was straight back up in the air, searching the land for his chosen sacrifice.
It would not be long now!
He had almost collected everything he would need in order to bring forth his masters physical form. He just needed one more thing, a human sacrifice.
Touching down near the Depole offices, Wookiee knew that in order to find a Sacrifice that would not really be missed, the place to start was with people who had recently changed their name. Name changers were almost always peolple who were running away from something or people in hiding.
After forcing his way into the neccessary office he scanned down the list of names, to the bottom where the most recent change would be.
Taking out his notebook and pen he jotted down the names 'Red Faction' and 'Kid Rock'!
Then he was straight back up in the air, searching the land for his chosen sacrifice.
It would not be long now!
still in a shock RF goes out into town and changes his name in one of them places when he got back no one had noticed he had left but they knew where he had been because like last time he had a BIG BADGE pinned on him saying YOU NAME IS KID ROCK
Zita turned to the group as a whole and began explaining just what her part in all of this was.
"I am not part of any government agency at all. I was sent by someone close to the president, but I was sent on behalf of another." she began.
"What other?" asked YH, who was becoming a little suspicious of Zita and trying to decide if that made him like her less because of her lies or like her more because of the fresh air of mystery about her.
"The other is... well I suppose the closest thing I can think of is a god. He is more like a Jesus in that he can work miracles upon the earth if and when he can muster a physical presence."
"Woah! A god? That's amazing, can he like do magic and stuff?" M16 put in.
"Well, not as such. But he does have the capacity to save the world!"
"WOW! Who is he? Where is he? Can I meet him?" M16 was getting rather excited at the prospect of meeting a god.
Zita looked at each member of the group, as if expcting someone to say something. The poor dears were rather slow. She felt that it was only fair to tell them and in turn give one of them a chance to get round to asking the inevitable question, so she continued.
"The other is my master. His name, SSXPRO!!!"
The group gasped as one, with the exception of RF who had become so confused with all this 'world in peril' mumbo jumbo, he'd decided to play with his novelty keyring rather than take any notice.
"Why are we gasping? We don't know a thing about him!" Tarrant put in.
"A God's a God Tarrant! Don't get picky!" said M16.
"He's got a point M16, what if this 'ssxpro' is the god of sawdust or something?" YH inquired.
"Yeah, what's he the god of anyway?" asked saesee.
Zita shook her head and looked to the floor. When would they get around to it? She'd felt so bad keeping it from them all this time and yet now they had the question in their grasp and no-one would ask.
Sighing to herself, she began to speak again.
"Actually saesee, he's the God of...."
"Hang on a cotton pickin' second!" Ant cut Zita off mid sentance, with a funny frown spreading across his face he took a step forward toward Zita.
"If 'your master' the great and wonderful 'ssxpro' is the amazing, all powerful, Jesus-esque, saviour of the world, then where, exactly, do we all fit in? I thought we were the only ones who could save this stinkin' planet!"
At last, she thought, she could be free of all this bottled guilt.
She looked back up at the group and began to speak......
"I am not part of any government agency at all. I was sent by someone close to the president, but I was sent on behalf of another." she began.
"What other?" asked YH, who was becoming a little suspicious of Zita and trying to decide if that made him like her less because of her lies or like her more because of the fresh air of mystery about her.
"The other is... well I suppose the closest thing I can think of is a god. He is more like a Jesus in that he can work miracles upon the earth if and when he can muster a physical presence."
"Woah! A god? That's amazing, can he like do magic and stuff?" M16 put in.
"Well, not as such. But he does have the capacity to save the world!"
"WOW! Who is he? Where is he? Can I meet him?" M16 was getting rather excited at the prospect of meeting a god.
Zita looked at each member of the group, as if expcting someone to say something. The poor dears were rather slow. She felt that it was only fair to tell them and in turn give one of them a chance to get round to asking the inevitable question, so she continued.
"The other is my master. His name, SSXPRO!!!"
The group gasped as one, with the exception of RF who had become so confused with all this 'world in peril' mumbo jumbo, he'd decided to play with his novelty keyring rather than take any notice.
"Why are we gasping? We don't know a thing about him!" Tarrant put in.
"A God's a God Tarrant! Don't get picky!" said M16.
"He's got a point M16, what if this 'ssxpro' is the god of sawdust or something?" YH inquired.
"Yeah, what's he the god of anyway?" asked saesee.
Zita shook her head and looked to the floor. When would they get around to it? She'd felt so bad keeping it from them all this time and yet now they had the question in their grasp and no-one would ask.
Sighing to herself, she began to speak again.
"Actually saesee, he's the God of...."
"Hang on a cotton pickin' second!" Ant cut Zita off mid sentance, with a funny frown spreading across his face he took a step forward toward Zita.
"If 'your master' the great and wonderful 'ssxpro' is the amazing, all powerful, Jesus-esque, saviour of the world, then where, exactly, do we all fit in? I thought we were the only ones who could save this stinkin' planet!"
At last, she thought, she could be free of all this bottled guilt.
She looked back up at the group and began to speak......
Meanwhile, Wookiee flew, invisble, searching for the posse.
"Damn!" he cursed, he was unable to find them. Normally Wookiee had a special skill in which he was able to sense where people were, but at the moment nothing was happening.
Something was very wrong.
Wookiee decided he'd have to go back to his Master Grix, and ask him about this.
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"Master...there is a problem."
"WHAT IS IT!?" Grix shrieked.
"My....skills are fading. I cannot sense where they are, and my invisibility keeps flickering. The second half of his complaint was a lie, but this was to see what Grix would say if his powers were actually failing.
Grix's looked down and muttered, "ssxpro."
"What, Master?"
"He is coming. My biggest enemy is coming. Wookiee, you are going to have to help me get back... into my physical form."
Wookiee was astounded. Grix had only used his physical form twice ever before, and when he did....well, he was devastating.
"Damn!" he cursed, he was unable to find them. Normally Wookiee had a special skill in which he was able to sense where people were, but at the moment nothing was happening.
Something was very wrong.
Wookiee decided he'd have to go back to his Master Grix, and ask him about this.
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"Master...there is a problem."
"WHAT IS IT!?" Grix shrieked.
"My....skills are fading. I cannot sense where they are, and my invisibility keeps flickering. The second half of his complaint was a lie, but this was to see what Grix would say if his powers were actually failing.
Grix's looked down and muttered, "ssxpro."
"What, Master?"
"He is coming. My biggest enemy is coming. Wookiee, you are going to have to help me get back... into my physical form."
Wookiee was astounded. Grix had only used his physical form twice ever before, and when he did....well, he was devastating.
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