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President New Jimmy was lying in bed, trying to sleep. Thoughts troubled him, and he tossed and turned, unable to calm himself.
The Chinese were annoying him, and he was so busy that he never had time for his family.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. President New Jimmy called, “Come in.”
No one entered. “Come in!” The President said, annoyed.
Nothing.
Then, the knocking came again. The President slowly got up, put on his dressing gown, and catiously walked over to the door.
Slowly, he turned the handle, and peered outside. Nothing. There was no one there.
The President shut the door. He was just getting back into bed when there was another knock at the door.
President New Jimmy was very annoyed. He walked straight up to the door, opened it, and marched outside.
“Look, whoever’s playing pranks, it’s not funny. I’m the President, you will respect me!”
New Jimmy walked back into his room, and slammed the door shut. As he was getting back into bed, he realized something. There were no guards outside his door. That was very strange, as President New Jimmy demanded guards outside his door.
New Jimmy looked around his room, worried. Nothing. The President decided he was being silly, and he got back into bed.
He closed his eyes.
He opened them again. Suddenly, a hand was clamped over his mouth. The President looked up, and saw……well, he had no idea what he saw.
This…..thing, stared into New Jimmy’s eyes, and said in a low, deadly voice, “See you in Hell,”
Then, it pointed it’s finger at President New Jimmy, and strange beams emitted from it. These beams flew straight at the President, and New Jimmy began to shake. New Jimmy was in tremendous pain, and he would have been screaming if a hand hadn’t been clamped over his mouth.
The President’s eyes rolled back into his head, and this…thing, let Jimmy out of his grasp.
The President fell to the floor, dead.
This monster left a note on the body of the President.
It said, “You’ve been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster.”
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The phone rang. M16 picked it up.
“Hello, who is it please?”
“Greetings. You don’t know me but I know everything about you,”
“Is this a prank call? If it is, then it’s a crap one,”
“Listen, you have to believe me, I am letting you know that there has been an incedent involving President New Jimmy. He has been murdered.”
“How can this be?? I’m sure that if the President was dead, it would have been all over the news!”
“Just listen. You, your brother, and your associate, are the only people who can find the man who killed him.
“How would you know? You mean, you can see into the future?”
That is not your business, but you will find out soon enough.”
“How do I know if your telling the truth or not?!”
“You have to believe me. The person who killed the President will not stop, and you are the only people who can destroy him.”
“Why us??”
“You will find out soon enough. Get Ant and saesee, and only then will I tell you more. I will be in touch,” He hung up.
“Um…hello?”
M16 slumped on his sofa, and rakced his brains about what he should do now. He began to shake and sweat rapidly, as he was very, very scared. He tried to make himself feel better by saying in his mind that it was all a bunch of lies, but he couldn’t help but feel concerned for the President, and worried about whether it was his duty to find the killer. In the end, M16 decided he ought to call Ant (his brother) and saesee. Then, he would decided what to do.
The Chinese were annoying him, and he was so busy that he never had time for his family.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. President New Jimmy called, “Come in.”
No one entered. “Come in!” The President said, annoyed.
Nothing.
Then, the knocking came again. The President slowly got up, put on his dressing gown, and catiously walked over to the door.
Slowly, he turned the handle, and peered outside. Nothing. There was no one there.
The President shut the door. He was just getting back into bed when there was another knock at the door.
President New Jimmy was very annoyed. He walked straight up to the door, opened it, and marched outside.
“Look, whoever’s playing pranks, it’s not funny. I’m the President, you will respect me!”
New Jimmy walked back into his room, and slammed the door shut. As he was getting back into bed, he realized something. There were no guards outside his door. That was very strange, as President New Jimmy demanded guards outside his door.
New Jimmy looked around his room, worried. Nothing. The President decided he was being silly, and he got back into bed.
He closed his eyes.
He opened them again. Suddenly, a hand was clamped over his mouth. The President looked up, and saw……well, he had no idea what he saw.
This…..thing, stared into New Jimmy’s eyes, and said in a low, deadly voice, “See you in Hell,”
Then, it pointed it’s finger at President New Jimmy, and strange beams emitted from it. These beams flew straight at the President, and New Jimmy began to shake. New Jimmy was in tremendous pain, and he would have been screaming if a hand hadn’t been clamped over his mouth.
The President’s eyes rolled back into his head, and this…thing, let Jimmy out of his grasp.
The President fell to the floor, dead.
This monster left a note on the body of the President.
It said, “You’ve been seen to, by the Wookiee Monster.”
_________________________ ___________________________________
The phone rang. M16 picked it up.
“Hello, who is it please?”
“Greetings. You don’t know me but I know everything about you,”
“Is this a prank call? If it is, then it’s a crap one,”
“Listen, you have to believe me, I am letting you know that there has been an incedent involving President New Jimmy. He has been murdered.”
“How can this be?? I’m sure that if the President was dead, it would have been all over the news!”
“Just listen. You, your brother, and your associate, are the only people who can find the man who killed him.
“How would you know? You mean, you can see into the future?”
That is not your business, but you will find out soon enough.”
“How do I know if your telling the truth or not?!”
“You have to believe me. The person who killed the President will not stop, and you are the only people who can destroy him.”
“Why us??”
“You will find out soon enough. Get Ant and saesee, and only then will I tell you more. I will be in touch,” He hung up.
“Um…hello?”
M16 slumped on his sofa, and rakced his brains about what he should do now. He began to shake and sweat rapidly, as he was very, very scared. He tried to make himself feel better by saying in his mind that it was all a bunch of lies, but he couldn’t help but feel concerned for the President, and worried about whether it was his duty to find the killer. In the end, M16 decided he ought to call Ant (his brother) and saesee. Then, he would decided what to do.
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"I think not Natbuc!" said Tarrant.
"You have no power to end this story!" said Ant and M16 and a handful of others that made contributions to this story.
"Hey, does anyone remember what was going on in this story" inquired saesee, who had been absent from the forums for a long time.
"Well" said YH "As I remember it, we all ran around drinking tea at each others houses, then we upped it to beer, the Tarrant paraded a monkey called Eduardo around the place, then Wookiee helped Grix return to his physical form and stuff, and it was all set to get dramatic when we decided that fighting about who was better out of Nintendo and Sony in another thread in another forum would be more fun!"
"Are you sure it wasn't something to do with the lack of readers this story was getting? Afterall everyone who was reading it was writing it" said the amazingly aware Tarrant
"Wasn't that kind of the point?" said an even more aware Ant.
"What now then?" asked M16
"Well lets carry on were we left off" suggested YH.
The group, under the guidance of a dead Pete Tong, systematically went to everyone in the stories house or flat and drank copious amounts of tea and beer whilst momentarily stressing about the death of the president and occasinally being chased by Wookiee.
Grix stayed largely motionless and now and again did something to suggest he was more powerful than Wookiee who had originally been the "scary" character in the story.
No-one took charge of anything and as a result nothing got done.
Then someone took over the story.........
"You have no power to end this story!" said Ant and M16 and a handful of others that made contributions to this story.
"Hey, does anyone remember what was going on in this story" inquired saesee, who had been absent from the forums for a long time.
"Well" said YH "As I remember it, we all ran around drinking tea at each others houses, then we upped it to beer, the Tarrant paraded a monkey called Eduardo around the place, then Wookiee helped Grix return to his physical form and stuff, and it was all set to get dramatic when we decided that fighting about who was better out of Nintendo and Sony in another thread in another forum would be more fun!"
"Are you sure it wasn't something to do with the lack of readers this story was getting? Afterall everyone who was reading it was writing it" said the amazingly aware Tarrant
"Wasn't that kind of the point?" said an even more aware Ant.
"What now then?" asked M16
"Well lets carry on were we left off" suggested YH.
The group, under the guidance of a dead Pete Tong, systematically went to everyone in the stories house or flat and drank copious amounts of tea and beer whilst momentarily stressing about the death of the president and occasinally being chased by Wookiee.
Grix stayed largely motionless and now and again did something to suggest he was more powerful than Wookiee who had originally been the "scary" character in the story.
No-one took charge of anything and as a result nothing got done.
Then someone took over the story.........
Then i came in....could make absoloutly no sense of what was happening....and left. THE END
* With the others gone KR came back to life by beating the also beat SSX_Nikki at SSX Tricky so he came down and forgot what he was going to say..."
Ah, happy memories!
as it sunk in he was dead he thought he would be able to do what ever he wanted with out people seeing him so he decided to pay the group a visit
As Kid Rock slowly began to realise that he was the human sacrifice mentioned earlier in the story it finally sunk in that he was indeed dead. The whole booby trapped mental hospital idea that had been wandering around his head had all been a part of some wonderful dream that he had as he lost consciousness then died.
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The now fully physically formed body of Master Grix stood before Wookiee Monster. Wookiee could hardly move from sheer fright.
He thought it best if he didn't move just yet anyway, he was unsure as to what mood his master would be in. Yes, he had a physical form once again, but it would be a few hours before all of his strength had returned.
Grix looked down upon his loyal servant.
"You have served me very well my child" he said to the petrified Wookiee.
"But there is one more thing I must ask you to do...."
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The now fully physically formed body of Master Grix stood before Wookiee Monster. Wookiee could hardly move from sheer fright.
He thought it best if he didn't move just yet anyway, he was unsure as to what mood his master would be in. Yes, he had a physical form once again, but it would be a few hours before all of his strength had returned.
Grix looked down upon his loyal servant.
"You have served me very well my child" he said to the petrified Wookiee.
"But there is one more thing I must ask you to do...."
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