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"Your invite to the Manchester United end-of-season Dinner & Dance"

FOLLOWING RECENT RESULTS YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE

MANCHESTER UNITED
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
(being held early due to unforeseen circumstances)


Menu

Main course
Humble pie
Lancashire hotch-potch
Tim Howard’s Porto catch of the day

Dessert
Hard Cheese
Sour Grapes

Wine
L’urine de Rio, Carrington 2003
(a hard-to-swallow sample vintage)

Guest speakers
Kevin Keegan
Arsene Wenger


Please note that the club’s European Tour scheduled
for April and May has been cancelled

Hmm I don't think disppointedment is a word.

I would use the new "Edit" feature, but I think you guys need a laugh after that poor joke.

Absolu† Neó wrote:
> Hmm, that doesn't look quite right Wookie, there's something
> missing..
>
> MANCHESTER UNITED
> END OF SEASON FA CUP WINNERS DINNER DANCE
>
> That's better.
>
> Im sure Arsene Wenger likes humble pie, so glad it's on the menu :)
>
> Now where do I get my ticket....

Come to think of it, this is likely: The league and Champions Cup are be out of reach, so United are likely to focus energy on it now.

And they serve far better food than what Wookie posted at United: The corporate hospitality suite serves damn tasty stuff. =^P

Absolu† Neó wrote:
> Now where do I get my ticket....

The number for the Manchester United Dinner Dance Commiteee is 0800 10 10 10.

There are only a limited number of tables so be sure to book early and avoid disappointedment. Tickets are £30 a head with under 16's and OAP's getting in for 12.50.

Here's the number again:

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

Absolu† Neó wrote:
> MANCHESTER UNITED
> END OF SEASON FA CUP WINNERS DINNER DANCE


Good luck to you!

With our attack and your defence, you'll need it! :-)

Hmm, that doesn't look quite right Wookie, there's something missing..

MANCHESTER UNITED
END OF SEASON FA CUP WINNERS DINNER DANCE

That's better.

Im sure Arsene Wenger likes humble pie, so glad it's on the menu :)

Now where do I get my ticket....

Woot!

hehe

And I didn't post this to gloat!

I got it in an e-mail and found it amusing, that's all.

FOLLOWING RECENT RESULTS YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE

MANCHESTER UNITED
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
(being held early due to unforeseen circumstances)


Menu

Main course
Humble pie
Lancashire hotch-potch
Tim Howard’s Porto catch of the day

Dessert
Hard Cheese
Sour Grapes

Wine
L’urine de Rio, Carrington 2003
(a hard-to-swallow sample vintage)

Guest speakers
Kevin Keegan
Arsene Wenger


Please note that the club’s European Tour scheduled
for April and May has been cancelled