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MANCHESTER UNITED
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
(being held early due to unforeseen circumstances)
Menu
Main course
Humble pie
Lancashire hotch-potch
Tim Howard’s Porto catch of the day
Dessert
Hard Cheese
Sour Grapes
Wine
L’urine de Rio, Carrington 2003
(a hard-to-swallow sample vintage)
Guest speakers
Kevin Keegan
Arsene Wenger
Please note that the club’s European Tour scheduled
for April and May has been cancelled
> I'm surprised, the bad jokes have already started from the Arsenal
> fans. Given what happened last season i would have thought they'd
> have learned to wait until the season is actually over before
> celebrating.
Read my 2nd post...
This isn't "from an Arsenal fan".
I got it as a Word document in an e-mail, from a friend who is a Liverpool fan. I have no idea where it originated, nor which team the original author supports.
It could just as easily - and in my opinion, much more likely, given that Arsenal fans know what happened last year - have been created by a City fan.
"ohh we aint honest, it's only an email I received...It's only a joke...bah United Supporters..." etc
:)
> 0800 Spend More Spend More Spend More.
Us Gooners have a special hotline:
0800 21 21 21
That's 0800 two-one two-one two-one
Or there's the backup for those with older, non-digital phones:
0VIII00 II I II I II I
That's in Roman numerals...
> I pronounce this joke dead at 17:12 pm.
What never lived, cannot die.
> 0800 Spend More Spend More Spend More.
*Cough*
*glances at watch*
I pronounce this joke dead at 17:12 pm.
> Here's the number again:
> 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
Aint that the Chelsea Moto?
Oh Sorry thats:
0800 Spend More Spend More Spend More.
I thought it was brilliant, if a little premature!