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"Your invite to the Manchester United end-of-season Dinner & Dance"

FOLLOWING RECENT RESULTS YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE

MANCHESTER UNITED
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
(being held early due to unforeseen circumstances)


Menu

Main course
Humble pie
Lancashire hotch-potch
Tim Howard’s Porto catch of the day

Dessert
Hard Cheese
Sour Grapes

Wine
L’urine de Rio, Carrington 2003
(a hard-to-swallow sample vintage)

Guest speakers
Kevin Keegan
Arsene Wenger


Please note that the club’s European Tour scheduled
for April and May has been cancelled

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Wakka wrote:
> Er... Hold on a minute... Man U won the Charity shield this season
> and what have Arsenal and Chelsea won this season? Exactly, the joke
> should be about them.
>
> I'm sure that will be of great comfort to them if they end up without
> the Premiership and FA Cup this season.

I was only making a point.

Wakka wrote:
> Er... Hold on a minute... Man U won the Charity shield this season
> and what have Arsenal and Chelsea won this season? Exactly, the joke
> should be about them.

I'm sure that will be of great comfort to them if they end up without the Premiership and FA Cup this season.

Colourless wrote:

> 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

Er... Hold on a minute... Man U won the Charity shield this season and what have Arsenal and Chelsea won this season? Exactly, the joke should be about them.

lalakersrule wrote:

Colourless wrote:

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
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Hmmmm a Chelsea fan making a joke about a team winning nothing? Kind of ironic that.
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Aye, Chelsea ARE a bunch of losers =)

Colourless wrote:

> 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.


Hmmmm a Chelsea fan making a joke about a team winning nothing? Kind of ironic that.

Naturellement.

Colourless wrote:
> WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> What never lived, cannot die.

'Spend more spend more spend more' was never a joke, so it couldn't die.



> WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> >I thought it was brilliant

Your 'won nothing won nothing won nothing' joke.

Comprendez-vous?

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> What never lived, cannot die.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
>I thought it was brilliant

I don't understand.....

1 minute.


Not a bad time at all eh Neo?? :-D

:-)