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"Your invite to the Manchester United end-of-season Dinner & Dance"

FOLLOWING RECENT RESULTS YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE

MANCHESTER UNITED
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
(being held early due to unforeseen circumstances)


Menu

Main course
Humble pie
Lancashire hotch-potch
Tim Howard’s Porto catch of the day

Dessert
Hard Cheese
Sour Grapes

Wine
L’urine de Rio, Carrington 2003
(a hard-to-swallow sample vintage)

Guest speakers
Kevin Keegan
Arsene Wenger


Please note that the club’s European Tour scheduled
for April and May has been cancelled

I had a nice talk with an Arsenal fan earlier. We both said how impressive it was that they went the season unbeaten, but still both thought it was a disappointing season. Odd, no?

Slice is god

Slice is a genius.

Burn him.

$L!(E wrote:
> just remember ARSEnal only won the prem
> man utd won fa cup and chrity shield
> so it is 2-1 to utd and
> in the 4 times the club faced each other this season utd won 2 and we
> drew the others

Hey everyone!!!!omg wtf lol!111

Arsenal are rubbish because they only went the whole season unbeaten, whereas United all finished their dinners....

^o)

Marry me, Slice. Marry me.

Only?

You idiot.

just remember ARSEnal only won the prem
man utd won fa cup and chrity shield
so it is 2-1 to utd and
in the 4 times the club faced each other this season utd won 2 and we drew the others

lalakersrule wrote:
> Just wondering do we get our very own FA cup now because we went
> through the competition unbeaten :-D

Nyeeeesssss!

We did it twice in a row and didn't get one!

But we almost got to keep the original! ;-)

Silent Scope wrote:
> OH NO We're still in the champions league!!!

Ha.

Ah well we're out too....

Just wondering do we get our very own FA cup now because we went through the competition unbeaten :-D