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"Poetry corner"

The idea behind this place is that instead of starting your own thread with one poem they can all go in here instead.
Here is then, a place for your all your word's of beauty, anger, love, disappointment and anything else you care to add.

DO YOU NEED SOME HELP MADAM

He was quite a ferocious dishwasher
The contact made him so
He liked to cartwheel on fellow utensils
But his arm became infected

He had to sort out his life
With Domestos
But maybe the duck didn't need to die
TWICE, TWICE, he shouted
To the groan of a dusty farm

I don't like the way you've spoken to me
It yawned
Drowning a spleen with its bare forks
Ween

Living in a Wakka Story

I am a normal girl.
Apparently.
I like boys
But also girly magazines.

I'm confused,
Dazed.
Who am I?

Suddenly,
I am now green.

And there has been a crash,
It's my dad,
Ouch.
I wish I was in
A better story.

As I try to concentrate
On crying,
Some paramedics,
Rudely interrupt
What I am doing.

My dad is dying,
But I think it is best,
For them to stand around
Talking.

Away they go.
Hello Janice.
Why did friend go?
Who cares?

Pop Guy didn't cry didn't know him that well

My shoe is loose
fix my shoe
Will someone fix my aching shoe
it beats
my shoe, it beats
like a husband
on his ugly wife

his ugly wife
i feel so ugly
like a wife

be my wife
lyrically
emotionally
specifically.

come inside my tent, and we will become a part of the
same
a part
of the one
that rules us all
the one
get ready
here it
comes
here
OH
OH
.
Encore.


feel my teet.

Paperclipper 2

You look like
You are typing
A letter
Do you want
help?

You look like
You aren't typing
A letter
Do you want
To type a letter?

Jam

It is red
Like a bedragled spoon

It is lumpy
Like mashed foxes

It is edible
Like flavourings on turds

It is spreadable
Like papperclipper on Tuesdays

Rocco The Eye-Talian

Rocco with your
hair so greasy
it's sort of grey, yet
it is brown, or black

they say you're Eye-Talian
I'm not so sure
Ramsay Street think you're
in the Mafia™

I never met an Aussie
Eye-Talian
but I'm sure you are
authentic

Like the market man
said to me
These belts, he say
Pure Eye-Talian leather

"Bible"

Perhaps it would be a good idea,
Per se, if Forest Fan was to
Bone me up?
Bone me up,
Bone me up tonight.

Don't you think you should bone me up? Bone me up and
Suck my balls.

Mark of the Beast?
I do not agee.
I do not agree with this
Travesty.

I am sitting here,
drinking Beer.
Thinking about you.
Thinking about you, in the sense of
planning your Death.

Dear Forest Fan.
Marry me.
I will make you my bride.
And then Slaughter,
You.

eoin

I'm like cake
or maybe £1,000 rabbits.
robots

Forest Fan

Can you not just shut up?
You idiotic turdfish
Can you not just silence?
You moronic spoondish

You make me want to,
RIP OFF YOUR FACE
Because you talk so much
SINFUL MATERIAL

All would be well if you
HUSH
666

Paperclipper

There is nothing more I
hate
of paperclipper than
two.

I see you are making a letter
do you want help?
Incoherent ramblings of
your standard letter

I can help distribute
by email
It may flurry in
the wild

But I assure
you
that paperclipper am
king.