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"Poetry corner"

The idea behind this place is that instead of starting your own thread with one poem they can all go in here instead.
Here is then, a place for your all your word's of beauty, anger, love, disappointment and anything else you care to add.

JUPITER

It makes you want to TUG YOUR BOAT
It makes you want to DANCE WITH A STOAT
It makes you want to
PREEEEEEACH to your windowsill

It makes you want to STAMP ON WEEN
It makes you want to CUT OUT YOUR SPLEEN
It makes you want to
RIIIIIIIIIP off Paperclipper's toast

Jupiter,
hove of all the Wendrilocks

wumbert

"More than a mere murder"

One, Two, Three, Four;
The motion of the vertical hand
Up, down, up, down.
Until finally,
I am,
Relieved.

The whiteness is
Hard to clean, especially when I'm
Blind.
Blind from what, I do not know.
Possibly blind from not being able to
See.

Weep for Jmaul, for he is your king.
I shall vote him into power, come
Tomorrow.
Possibly.
Depending on whether I can
Get out from your mother's bed.

Irish

Flip grip hammerslide arm rest
blocks of lego for wood
I wedge thine guitar
for tuning.

String ring ding a ling ling
wedge my piece into guitar
tremolo bar a wobble
phaser zoomy zoom.

Eight

Wrap you in rope and plastic
stab you with broken hammers
put on my cloak and daggers
and cast Lvl 3 eroticism

don't force feed your child
he will grow fat and unedable
to move or be an animal in the wild
which is what you want, isn't it?

I've had a chat with your corpse
and It tells me the things
that you have told your grandchildren
And I have removed your body
from your old grave
and stuffed you with peanuts

my pen is as sharp as a dagger
I've killed your wife
Attached her to the back of my jeep
and now I drag her

Like a man drags his own elbone
through the dirt of his past
to get to his future.

Behave me
Link me
Overt me

neB - be thine glory and worship

l'engoument.

Scottish

Who is the Scot?
Who is the man?

Can there really be
A Scot,
who is also a man?

This question,
eternal,
unanswerable for all
but one
and the other person
who can also
answer,
it.

AJ claims yes
Azul claims no
The two who can answer
with conflicting
Views

Scottish,
not men
Men,
are not Scottish.

Their accents,
so manly
Can only mean
That Scots in themselves
Are Scottish men.

Except Azul,
who is all Scot
But not all man

sdomehtogng

sdomehtogng in my
fase.
It looms above my head
with the conspicuous bread

sdomehtogng grazes in pastures
blue.
But fiends of old
want pastures too

sdomehtogng cannot be
seen.
The wimmel cigar special
surveys the area kitted with backpack.

Nash

By daytime, froots
By nighttime, neB
He will steal your Buxom
And Wenchmobile

Searches begin, the froots is inconspicious
Like toast
And he merits applause
Like ween

froot, a character of death
neB, a character of stealage
Together, they are combined as Nash

Fabulous creator of the
WEENLOBSTER

froots

Little froots
and his little
peni

small yet
beautiful

like a finnish
man
or his finnish
dog

who will bring
who will bring it
the froot
the froot of the loom

wimmel

Suck on my backpacks,
I'll survey your face
Vot da wimmel

Marmite

Marmite, marmite, so beautiful and yum,
Just like sweet cum
Of a Goatbi. Freedom of the spleens of
COMMUNISM!
Is like marmite, minus the jar
But on toast
Only marmite. Can lead you to a ween

Brick me, in the face
I was not ready to dance
Like a tree. With land on red velvet peanuts
The Goatbi roams free
Fintanks