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So.
In the town I go to school at, there are about 3 or 4 schools. There are two high schools, an academy plus one for retards. I go to the academy (I got denied access to the Special School). Anyway, our school (Banbridge Academy) is hated by the other two high schools, which in turn hate each other, so we get one big triangle of hate.
Anyway we had a half day today so me and a mate were walking about the town and some mofo from the high school wants to be a funny guy. So he chucks a bottle of half empty water at us but it misses. I don't like getting involved in fights so I let it go. Because his stupid ruse failed he decides to go for a more direct approach - namely hitting my friend as hard as he could on the back of the thighs with a hockey stick. Now, my mate is built like a Panzer tank, but not even he can take a hockey swing to the thighs. So he goes down.
This leaves me surrounded by about 30 (it was at a bus stop) indivuals shouting hate filled abuse and gesticulating wildly. I was evaluting the situation when I got hit by the hockey stick.
Most of you should have an inner demon, and some may keep it locked up tight, however I encourage mine. That encouragement paid off today as my demon broke from his leash and caused havoc. Last I heard the guy had 3 broken ribs and a fractured arm.
The lessen is: don't pick needless fights.
In the town I go to school at, there are about 3 or 4 schools. There are two high schools, an academy plus one for retards. I go to the academy (I got denied access to the Special School). Anyway, our school (Banbridge Academy) is hated by the other two high schools, which in turn hate each other, so we get one big triangle of hate.
Anyway we had a half day today so me and a mate were walking about the town and some mofo from the high school wants to be a funny guy. So he chucks a bottle of half empty water at us but it misses. I don't like getting involved in fights so I let it go. Because his stupid ruse failed he decides to go for a more direct approach - namely hitting my friend as hard as he could on the back of the thighs with a hockey stick. Now, my mate is built like a Panzer tank, but not even he can take a hockey swing to the thighs. So he goes down.
This leaves me surrounded by about 30 (it was at a bus stop) indivuals shouting hate filled abuse and gesticulating wildly. I was evaluting the situation when I got hit by the hockey stick.
Most of you should have an inner demon, and some may keep it locked up tight, however I encourage mine. That encouragement paid off today as my demon broke from his leash and caused havoc. Last I heard the guy had 3 broken ribs and a fractured arm.
The lessen is: don't pick needless fights.
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I dont usually encourage violence but in cases like these and knowing people that have been in nigh identical situations I say...
Unleash the fury but leave em breathing..
So they remembered what hit em.
Unleash the fury but leave em breathing..
So they remembered what hit em.
Paradox: wrote:
> it wound just be Smith's and asse§ (thats in the swear filter
> odly)
>
> You don't need to extend the plural just because there is lots of
> them.
Not sure whether you may have heard of this or not, so I'm taking a risk.
But some call it "humour".
:)
> it wound just be Smith's and asse§ (thats in the swear filter
> odly)
>
> You don't need to extend the plural just because there is lots of
> them.
Not sure whether you may have heard of this or not, so I'm taking a risk.
But some call it "humour".
:)
Azul wrote:
> Why do I get the image of Neo in Reloaded, when he kicks the hundreds
> of Smith's's's asseses' in the bit with the benches and stuff?
>
> That sentence was confusing.
it wound just be Smith's and asse§ (thats in the swear filter odly)
You don't need to extend the plural just because there is lots of them.
> Why do I get the image of Neo in Reloaded, when he kicks the hundreds
> of Smith's's's asseses' in the bit with the benches and stuff?
>
> That sentence was confusing.
it wound just be Smith's and asse§ (thats in the swear filter odly)
You don't need to extend the plural just because there is lots of them.
Memorandum! wrote:
> I always find these topics really cheesy.
Haha. Give me a big massive *PUNCH*
> I always find these topics really cheesy.
Haha. Give me a big massive *PUNCH*
Why do I get the image of Neo in Reloaded, when he kicks the hundreds of Smith's's's asseses' in the bit with the benches and stuff?
That sentence was confusing.
That sentence was confusing.
*flicks*
I always find these topics really cheesy.
Paradox: wrote:
> I forgot to add, you'll probably regret it later when a gang of them
> get you on your own and kick your head in, but thats why you should
> conceal a knife ~ just in case.
I always carry a knife, I had one with me today but the hockey stick did all I required.
> I forgot to add, you'll probably regret it later when a gang of them
> get you on your own and kick your head in, but thats why you should
> conceal a knife ~ just in case.
I always carry a knife, I had one with me today but the hockey stick did all I required.
Belldandy wrote:
> I'd say IB is right, sure you handed out a kicking today, but they
> aren't going to forget it...
If he went all Hulky on them, they might leave it. Then again, that only happens in the movies. I say Good Job for giving him a good ol' hidin', he sounds like he deserved it. Violence solves everything. Heheh.
> I'd say IB is right, sure you handed out a kicking today, but they
> aren't going to forget it...
If he went all Hulky on them, they might leave it. Then again, that only happens in the movies. I say Good Job for giving him a good ol' hidin', he sounds like he deserved it. Violence solves everything. Heheh.
I forgot to add, you'll probably regret it later when a gang of them get you on your own and kick your head in, but thats why you should conceal a knife ~ just in case.
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