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In the town I go to school at, there are about 3 or 4 schools. There are two high schools, an academy plus one for retards. I go to the academy (I got denied access to the Special School). Anyway, our school (Banbridge Academy) is hated by the other two high schools, which in turn hate each other, so we get one big triangle of hate.
Anyway we had a half day today so me and a mate were walking about the town and some mofo from the high school wants to be a funny guy. So he chucks a bottle of half empty water at us but it misses. I don't like getting involved in fights so I let it go. Because his stupid ruse failed he decides to go for a more direct approach - namely hitting my friend as hard as he could on the back of the thighs with a hockey stick. Now, my mate is built like a Panzer tank, but not even he can take a hockey swing to the thighs. So he goes down.
This leaves me surrounded by about 30 (it was at a bus stop) indivuals shouting hate filled abuse and gesticulating wildly. I was evaluting the situation when I got hit by the hockey stick.
Most of you should have an inner demon, and some may keep it locked up tight, however I encourage mine. That encouragement paid off today as my demon broke from his leash and caused havoc. Last I heard the guy had 3 broken ribs and a fractured arm.
The lessen is: don't pick needless fights.
Not really...
I have never had to use it yet. And I don't want to use it either.
Besides, I live on an old farm and a kinfe is very useful - cutting up baler twine, patching up hedges, fixing things etc. I actually have 3p enknives and one fixed blade. They are a necessity for me.
> you serious?
Aye.
Yet..
> I always carry a knife, I had one with me today but the hockey stick
> did all I required.
you serious?