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"Unleash The Demon"

So.
In the town I go to school at, there are about 3 or 4 schools. There are two high schools, an academy plus one for retards. I go to the academy (I got denied access to the Special School). Anyway, our school (Banbridge Academy) is hated by the other two high schools, which in turn hate each other, so we get one big triangle of hate.
Anyway we had a half day today so me and a mate were walking about the town and some mofo from the high school wants to be a funny guy. So he chucks a bottle of half empty water at us but it misses. I don't like getting involved in fights so I let it go. Because his stupid ruse failed he decides to go for a more direct approach - namely hitting my friend as hard as he could on the back of the thighs with a hockey stick. Now, my mate is built like a Panzer tank, but not even he can take a hockey swing to the thighs. So he goes down.
This leaves me surrounded by about 30 (it was at a bus stop) indivuals shouting hate filled abuse and gesticulating wildly. I was evaluting the situation when I got hit by the hockey stick.
Most of you should have an inner demon, and some may keep it locked up tight, however I encourage mine. That encouragement paid off today as my demon broke from his leash and caused havoc. Last I heard the guy had 3 broken ribs and a fractured arm.
The lessen is: don't pick needless fights.

Idiot.

THOU shalt be CURSE-ED forEVER and thy NEEDETH an exorciSMIC exorcism of DEMONISATIONism.
EVIL BEING.

Icarus mk2 wrote:
> What, you're letting them trespass and hunt the badgers on your
> fields? What if, say the RSPCA, investigated badger killings? Won't
> the blame be put onto you then?

"We are shooting rabbits".

We have told them to clear off before, but they are mostly criminals and would burn your house down (happened to other people I know). Anyway, they never catch anything.

*unleashes demon

Grrr.

*puts demon away*

What, you're letting them trespass and hunt the badgers on your fields? What if, say the RSPCA, investigated badger killings? Won't the blame be put onto you then?

Shoot them in the ring with an air rifle.

Yeh, we regularly get townie scum that come with there dogs to hunt badgers and they trespass a lot, but there isn't alot you can do except kill them.

RoJ wrote:
> Yeh, it can be good laid back work and other times it can be hell -
> trying to put in a few posts with a sledgehammer yourself in the
> heavy rain. But my house is surrounded by four fields which is
> pretty good - means alot of privacy.

You could also spot an intruder rather easily, I'd guess.

"Unleash the Demon"
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Pah, and there was me thinking this was going to be a thread about flashing, and what do I get? Nerdy playground fighting.

PAH!

Yeh, it can be good laid back work and other times it can be hell - trying to put in a few posts with a sledgehammer yourself in the heavy rain. But my house is surrounded by four fields which is pretty good - means alot of privacy.