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Oh yes indeedy.
Praise be to Special Reserve and all that sail in her.
Got in my very hoof a copy of Black and White.
So guess what this Ungulate will be doing this evening?
Happy little Goaty....review to follow about 3am tomorrow morning.
What a lovely day it is.
Praise be to Special Reserve and all that sail in her.
Got in my very hoof a copy of Black and White.
So guess what this Ungulate will be doing this evening?
Happy little Goaty....review to follow about 3am tomorrow morning.
What a lovely day it is.
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Now...do I respond in a humorous way that befits Goatboy's track-record or do I be serious?.....er.....
Yes, stroking it gently can be beneficial.
But smacking the stuffing out of it is funny and allows me to vent frustrations without the RSPCA coming round and confiscating my chimp.
Seriously though (shock horror!), I think Black and White, if it matches the hype and reviews across the board, will be a genuine landmark in PC gaming.
I'll find out tonight and post a review based on a few hours play.
It may not cover everything, but it'll be honest and at least amusing.
I need to create two games, one with a genuine attempt at being benevolent, and another that allows me to carry out my every dark whimsy and twisted idea.
I may even stop Knockout Kings 2001 for a bit and leave Unreal Tournament alone.
We will see.
There...no spank jokes in this one.
Yes, stroking it gently can be beneficial.
But smacking the stuffing out of it is funny and allows me to vent frustrations without the RSPCA coming round and confiscating my chimp.
Seriously though (shock horror!), I think Black and White, if it matches the hype and reviews across the board, will be a genuine landmark in PC gaming.
I'll find out tonight and post a review based on a few hours play.
It may not cover everything, but it'll be honest and at least amusing.
I need to create two games, one with a genuine attempt at being benevolent, and another that allows me to carry out my every dark whimsy and twisted idea.
I may even stop Knockout Kings 2001 for a bit and leave Unreal Tournament alone.
We will see.
There...no spank jokes in this one.
I changed a game I claimed before, so if you've sent an email before they've sent the game out there shouldn't be a problem.
Enjoy Black and White, and go easy on that monkey though, there are also benefits to be reaped from stroking it gently.
Enjoy Black and White, and go easy on that monkey though, there are also benefits to be reaped from stroking it gently.
I ordered mine today, but not from here im afraid. Had to get it from EB in town.
Thats one problem with ordering online with my switch card, most places send the product to the address the card is registered to, in my case my house back in essex. The only problem is, im in leicester at university, and so i wont get it for 2 weeks until i go home for easter!
Thats one problem with ordering online with my switch card, most places send the product to the address the card is registered to, in my case my house back in essex. The only problem is, im in leicester at university, and so i wont get it for 2 weeks until i go home for easter!
Because SR in Sawbo have them for sale already.
I asked for it for gameaday win, but saw it on shelf and got it.
If I can't change my win selection, I'll have a little competition here and send my free copy to whoever wins, because I'm nice like that.
So, if I can change my win, PS2 title.
If not, a mini-Goatboy run competition here in FOG.
I won Gameaday without trying to, so it's not like I'll lose anything, a free game is nice, but if needs be, someone else can have Black and White if I'm stuck with another copy.
I asked for it for gameaday win, but saw it on shelf and got it.
If I can't change my win selection, I'll have a little competition here and send my free copy to whoever wins, because I'm nice like that.
So, if I can change my win, PS2 title.
If not, a mini-Goatboy run competition here in FOG.
I won Gameaday without trying to, so it's not like I'll lose anything, a free game is nice, but if needs be, someone else can have Black and White if I'm stuck with another copy.
How come you've got B&W already?
Stop talking about spanking your bloody monkey then you fool!
Tell you what if you can go a week without mentioning money spanking then I'll give you a prize... that I haven't quite decided on yet...
Tell you what if you can go a week without mentioning money spanking then I'll give you a prize... that I haven't quite decided on yet...
> Now, anyone that reads smut into that is a big baby
Ga ga goo goo.
Ga ga goo goo.
Bl**dy children.
I don't know, make a comment about Black & White and you infants come back with childish euphamisms for self-loving.
I ask you, why would you do such a thing?
Have you no shame?
I shall go home, eat, have a bath, stick this in and spank my monkey until it can perform no more and collapses.
Now, anyone that reads smut into that is a big baby and needs to seek advice from Dr Raj.
Tsk Tsk...I would never consider being so childish.
(the instructions say you can spank the monkey and it grows in size and darkens in colour. I kid you not)
I don't know, make a comment about Black & White and you infants come back with childish euphamisms for self-loving.
I ask you, why would you do such a thing?
Have you no shame?
I shall go home, eat, have a bath, stick this in and spank my monkey until it can perform no more and collapses.
Now, anyone that reads smut into that is a big baby and needs to seek advice from Dr Raj.
Tsk Tsk...I would never consider being so childish.
(the instructions say you can spank the monkey and it grows in size and darkens in colour. I kid you not)
I shall get the cards out and practice the 5-fingered knuckle-shuffle.
Ah, how I envy you. All evening I'll be huddled over my old chess set bashing my bishop...
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