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"Worst Film?"

What is the worst film you have ever seen? For me it's Signs...it's no-where near as clever as it thinks it is.

"clown camp" sounds like something Homer Simpson went to. :)

I'll look out for those.

I fell of my sofa watching Camp Blood. Just thinking about it now brings a smile to my face. Give it a rental and let me know how much you laughed.

Blood Surf is equally as genius in its own way. Just watch out for the man bitten in half by the fakest rubber crocodile ever only to see him smile and scream at the camera with nothing from the plevis down. When I found out it wasn't a spoof I pi$$ed myself.

Genius films.

I'll keep my eyes peeled.

some films can be so bad they're good, like Bad Taste, but they don't take themselves too seriously.

My nominations for worst films ever:

Camp Blood
Blood Surf
Clown Camp

I will save reservations for Fast and the Furious and the like.

Borat, please please please rent Camp Blood and seriously prepare to wet yourself. Honestly I urge you to watch both Camp Blood and Blood Surf.

it had all that 'experimental' camera work which was just plain terrible, and I couldn't figure out if it was a comedy, an action film, or just a sick joke at van dammes expense.

shockingly bad, and perhaps my choice for worst film ever.

there may be others but none spring to mind at this time.

Ye I have seen it. It wasn't as cheesy as Hard Target but its definitley one of my least favourite Van Damme films.

watch 'Knock off'

that is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen. And I mean that.

I can't argue with the acting part, shocking beyond shocking. Arnies stellar part in Commando is oscar material from an acting comparison. I still enjoy his older films though apart from the joke effort with Dennis Rodman - Double Team - which was cringe worthy to watch.

time cop was ok, bloodsport was very mediocre.

I just can't stand the guy, and his stupid slowed down over the top fight scenes. he's the worst actor on the planet too.

he makes schwarzenegger look like anthony hopkins

Scary Movie 3! This film has no plot what so ever. It's just random scenes with the same actors and it's a supposed comedy and yet, no one laughs *sighs* Waste of money, time and space. Forget it...dump it.