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"Worst Film?"

What is the worst film you have ever seen? For me it's Signs...it's no-where near as clever as it thinks it is.

XXX, absolute crap. Closely followed by Men in Black 2.

A few of the movies I thought were pretty bad (couldnt really say which was worse);

Police Academy 7
Battlefield Earth
Street Fighter
Speed 2
Superman 4

Die another Day = Terrible.

Bond, you have lost your way ...

" I suppose the likes of Commando are worse, but that's just so bad it's hilarious. The entire film is like a Hot Shots-esque body count scene, and Arnold Schwarzenegger's acting is comic genius."

Apart from that, you can actually WATCH Commando. Die Another Day was just... I fell asleep half way through. Utter, utter tosh.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Clueless or Police Academy: Mission To Moscow are probably the worst I
> have ever seen. At least that I can remember. Anything worse would
> have pushed me into a coma.

Oh God...I had forgotten about Police Adademy 7....that's my new worst film too...I even hear rumours of Police Academy 8 in the making!! Last I heard to was called Police Academy 8: The New Class (Umm...Saved By The Bell?) and will feature and all new cast...maybe that's a good thing.

This award should definetly be given to Freddy got Fingered or Monster in the Closet.

The second film in that list is just so bloody awful. It's a low budget monster movie about a monster that not suprisingly dwells in closets. There's a truely laugh out loud funny moment where they have the amazing idea of destroying all the closets in the world, the stupid thing is all the time the film takes itself so seriously. Another classic moment is when the president of the USA announces that the world is coming to an end because of a 6 foot high rubber monster, have they never heard of cages? hell,hit the thing in a car for god sakes.

I thought Signs was rather enjoyable.

I would probably say xXx or Die Another Day, just off the top of my head. Two films I hate with a passion. I suppose the likes of Commando are worse, but that's just so bad it's hilarious. The entire film is like a Hot Shots-esque body count scene, and Arnold Schwarzenegger's acting is comic genius.

Clueless was funny stuff though in a horrible chickflick/teen comedy kind of way though. It's all we ever watched at the end of term in S1 and 2. That's years 8 and 9 for you english people.

Clueless or Police Academy: Mission To Moscow are probably the worst I have ever seen. At least that I can remember. Anything worse would have pushed me into a coma.

Heh!

Clown Camp thankfully was just a slack teen horror film by amateur films students from America so I didn't expect too much.

Camp Blood is filmed by amateurs as well but just wait until you see him for the first time. The costume design is nearly as bad as Lisa Ryley's.