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Might be a while before I reply as I'm off to a meeting, but please, I'm curious.
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we int so bad stop bing so up urselves
Ah Townies. They're around my town a lot, a few of my friends got beat up by them (they dont bother you again when they do that), I use to get a few threats from them but I guess they were all talk, either that or they realised I'm not a pushover. Stupid townies.
yeah ok, I prefer the term radgie. Just like the character 'Radgie wife' from Viz
For the last time, they're not "townies"! They're radgies. Get it right.
these guys explained pretty much what a townie is. I was unable to reply until now as I've been nursing the hang over from hell for most of the day. urgh
Or you could call them a bunch idiots who think they're 'ard..
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The Lepor wrote:
> Townies like to 'act solid' by bunking off school, smoking and
> fighting, and if you see any people matching theses descriptions,
> avoid. They are very aggressive and will confornt anyone. They are
> mortal enemies of the skateboarders.
edit: they are the mortal enemies of anyone with mental abilities that have developed beyond basic motor skills. The worst thing is that they seem to revel in their clone-like idiocy, justifying themselves with the rule that "everyone i know is the same, so it must be a good thing".
a sad majority indeed :(
> Townies like to 'act solid' by bunking off school, smoking and
> fighting, and if you see any people matching theses descriptions,
> avoid. They are very aggressive and will confornt anyone. They are
> mortal enemies of the skateboarders.
edit: they are the mortal enemies of anyone with mental abilities that have developed beyond basic motor skills. The worst thing is that they seem to revel in their clone-like idiocy, justifying themselves with the rule that "everyone i know is the same, so it must be a good thing".
a sad majority indeed :(
I have compiled a DICKtionary and they were on page one, here you go:
A townie is a yob that hangs around with others in large groups, swearing, smoking, being violent, and spitting everywhere. Townies may carry baseball bats, depending of how 'infested' your'area is.
Townies tend to wear flat peaked caps at an angle of 45 degrees, usually of the brands Adidas and Nike. Townies wear white sports shoes, again of the brands Adidas and Nike. They may wear jackets that tend to be white or grey, with the typical Adidas and Nike brand names emblazened on the side.
A favourite colour of townies is burbary, a checked, brown colour that may be used in any item of clothing from t-shirts to scarfs. Their' trousers are tight jogging bottoms or half mast trousers with the brand name slave makes of Adidas and Nike. And who could forget the thick gold chains/pendants and the knuckle dusters inscribed with words like 'bling'. They may also wear jewellry such as studs (in men) and large golden loop earrings, that overrun their' ears (for women). Rings that are solid gold or pound coin shaped are also firm favourites.
Their' hair tends to be of the 'skinhead' variety (0.1 - 0.3) or a 'slicked back' style that looks very greasy and uses lots of gel.
Townies tend to talk with strange words that have become very stereotypical of a gang of townies, some of the commenest words are:
Bling - Apparently meaning rich or golden
Ghetto - Where they meet and live
Crib - The place we call home
Mush - How they talk amongst themselves
Solid - If something is cool or fantastic, it is known as 'solid'
Townies like to 'act solid' by bunking off school, smoking and fighting, and if you see any people matching theses descriptions, avoid. They are very aggressive and will confornt anyone. They are mortal enemies of the skateboarders.
A townie is a yob that hangs around with others in large groups, swearing, smoking, being violent, and spitting everywhere. Townies may carry baseball bats, depending of how 'infested' your'area is.
Townies tend to wear flat peaked caps at an angle of 45 degrees, usually of the brands Adidas and Nike. Townies wear white sports shoes, again of the brands Adidas and Nike. They may wear jackets that tend to be white or grey, with the typical Adidas and Nike brand names emblazened on the side.
A favourite colour of townies is burbary, a checked, brown colour that may be used in any item of clothing from t-shirts to scarfs. Their' trousers are tight jogging bottoms or half mast trousers with the brand name slave makes of Adidas and Nike. And who could forget the thick gold chains/pendants and the knuckle dusters inscribed with words like 'bling'. They may also wear jewellry such as studs (in men) and large golden loop earrings, that overrun their' ears (for women). Rings that are solid gold or pound coin shaped are also firm favourites.
Their' hair tends to be of the 'skinhead' variety (0.1 - 0.3) or a 'slicked back' style that looks very greasy and uses lots of gel.
Townies tend to talk with strange words that have become very stereotypical of a gang of townies, some of the commenest words are:
Bling - Apparently meaning rich or golden
Ghetto - Where they meet and live
Crib - The place we call home
Mush - How they talk amongst themselves
Solid - If something is cool or fantastic, it is known as 'solid'
Townies like to 'act solid' by bunking off school, smoking and fighting, and if you see any people matching theses descriptions, avoid. They are very aggressive and will confornt anyone. They are mortal enemies of the skateboarders.
With a rusty spoon.
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